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DURHAM, NC — Duke Blue Devils guard Grayson Allen is now sitting ahead of both Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in the most rece…
Bucharest,Romania(satireworld.com)

Ruthless communist era dictator Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife were hastily exhumed today in order to give them their annual dinner of roasted potatoes and salt.

Every year since their summary execution on Christmas Day 1989, the bodies have been dug up, fed, DNA gathered, and the bodies re-buried as required by a 1990 governmental order.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

Trying to avoid accusations from the past, Gary the gerbil, age 42, is trying to set straight the allegations that he’s had to live with for the past thirty-five years.

Born a coal miner’s only son, Gary’s life was on the slow track to nowhere until he was purchased at a Hershey Pennsylvania pet store by an up and coming actor named Richard Gere. Gere later went on to Hollywood star status after a string of popular movies and a marriage to super model Cindy Crawford.
Borises involved with the referendum, which is set to decide whether Britain stays or leaves the EU, made clear last night that if you vote Out it means you want to get out of Europe, and a vote In means you want to stay in, although you can't actually vote in or out, according to a reader who has seen the referendum question printed on the polling paper.
Fort Knox, Kentucky

Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for more storage room at the 80 year old facility, ever since the reports of vast amounts of gold being discovered in Blountstown, Florida. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.
“The economy hasn’t performed anywhere near as well as I guessed,” said the Chancellor today, citing “global warming” as responsible for the poor quality of seaweed used to forecast growth. “Clearly I will have to trim public sector budgets further,” he added, noting that as only a handful of public servants were employed anymore the...
  Washington, DC—President Barack Obama was all smiles today as he and the First Lady watched magician Criss Angel’s performance at Guantanamo Bay. The 48-year-old illusionist wowed a large live audience with his most elaborate trick to date. At the start of his act a giant cloth surrounded the notorious detention facility, Guantanamo Bay, but…
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The KKK election official continued, "The Ku Klux Klan believes Donald Trump will make America great again, and the KKK strongly believes that greatness lasted from 1861 to 1865 when the South became the Confederate States of America to defend slavery."
Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com)
In a shocking turn-around for American taxpayers seeking national debt relief, and a hopeful boost for the Democrats re-election campaign, Barack Obama instructed Treasury officials to initiate a sweeping step by step plan to eliminate the nation’s looming debt payments held by foreign governments, namely China.
Yes, we know it's an odd one. Bear with us. It's Saturday, all right?
LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles Rams owner Stan Kroenke proclaimed today that he will get Mexico to foot the bill for the plan…
Washington, DC – (satireWorld.com)

In a thinly veiled attempt to thwart the long scheduled Republican televised debate, President Obama originally selected that date as the evening he wanted to address both houses of Congress about his newest economic ideas in an 11th hour attempt at still being considered relevant in his last months at playing a TV President..
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the United States deported dozens of unaccompanied, and very frightening, child refugees back to the war zones around the world they had fled from. The child refugees were expected to spread tales of American bravery for as long as they remained alive.
Sunny Weathers makes a glorious phonetic discovery while he, Jeremy White, and Knick Moore discuss the influence of language on personal savings rates.
The nearly constant gesticulation of Sen. Bernie Sanders generates roughly the same power consumed by a small American community, according to researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)

Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3-D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure which included using simple Super Glue in a process that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.

The groundbreaking surgery occurred last week, when 85 percent of a patient’s skull was replaced with an implant from an Oxford Performance Materials 3-D printer and a tube of Super Glue found in a tool box left by a plumber who was fixing a clogged drain under the operating table.
After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz might are the same person it was announced last night.
After a number of chocolate bar brands have been withdrawn from sale following the discovery of plastic parts in the sweetmeats, Police have appealed for help to capture of the suspects. In a statement, Scotland Yard said: ‘We will not Fudge the issue; these kinds of people are Bournvillains, and this one Mingles with some...
In related news, Trust Fund Freddie contracted Silver Spoonorrhea.

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