Fifty years after the civil rights movement made it uncool to discriminate against people based on the color of their skin, racism appears to be making a strong comeback.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Brad Pitt will be joining Disney Films in producing the story about an undocumented immigrant from Mexico who came to the United States at 19 and started working on farms in California, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Dr. Alfredo Quiñones-Hinojosa saved up a ton of money and enrolled…

Cowplains, IL – (satireworld.com)

A white lesbian woman who sued after she was accidentally impregnated with the sperm of an African American man will be forced to refile the lawsuit after an Illinois judge tossed out her claim against the sperm bank as a frivolous and stupid lawsuit.

Extra credit would have been awarded for crumble topping.

Cursing anti-doping officials for obliging her to stop taking the banned substance meldonium, which she claims she needed out of medical necessity, tennis star Maria Sharapova’s head has swollen into a bright green orb.

She wonders why people don’t trust her. If she wants to start gaining the trust of the American people, she needs to end all the cover-ups and come clean.

You want to really drink like the Irish on St. Pat’s? As luck would have it, I have some advice for you.

David Vitrano joins Jeremy and Sunny to discuss the cancellation of a triathlon. David also explains how a certain prisoner regularly treats his penis like a Swingline.

Twitter and Instagram have both been inundated with pictures of Kim’s body. The pictures may have not broken the internet but they have shattered the efforts of a lot of women looking for respect in a male-orientated world.

The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, is in talks with Marvel's Agent of SHIELD to root out the Agents of Project Fear, the secret faction intent on launching the terrors of the outside world on Brexit supporters.

  Flint, MI—At the Democratic debate last night Hillary Clinton clearly felt the Bern. Leading up to this debate, Bernie Sanders was under increased scrutiny to provide more details when answering questions. In a move no one saw coming, the longest serving Senator wowed the audience with scenes from Hamlet and other Shakespearean classics. When Hillary attacked Sanders for failing…

Enough with the old tired slogans – here are some bumper stickers we can relate to.   PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! – Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? – I turned on the TV and...

West Palm Beach, FL – (satireworld.com)

The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!
The Palm Beach sheriff’s department announced a ‘Kinky Alert’ shortly after 4 days when her husband, who never noticed she was missing, finally called the local synagogue trying to find out if the marathon mahjong fund raiser for Obama had concluded!

DENVER — Longtime sports brand Peyton Manning will be rolled out today as a retirement lifestyle brand servicing those i…

The austerity plan is due to be kicked up several notches when Osborne officially announces the next budget. All tax will be completely abolished in return for nobody receiving anything from the government.

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -  Republican Senator Lindsey Graham today officially endorsed Hillary Clinton to be the next president of the United States. The former presidential candidate from South Carolina surprised both Democrats and Republicans with his announcement as he made a scathing criticism of GOP frontrunners Donald Trump and Ted Cruz,…

WORCESTER, MA (The Barbed Wire) - Mitt Romney made it clear last week how much he hates Donald Trump, and he even went so far as to tell voters not to vote for him - despite praising Trump's endorsement of Romney himself in 2012. Republicans feel blessed to have an establishment oracle as wise and all-knowing as two-time presidential loser Romney.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton accused U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont - her sole Democratic rival - of sexism for his conduct in last night's debate in Flint, Michigan. Clinton asserted Sanders' refusal to allow her to interrupt him while he was speaking showed him to be an unabashed sexist.

The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn't quite go as planned.

Chicago – (SatireWorld.com)

On a recent installment of the Jerry Springer Show, Mildred Dredge recalled her lifelong battle of being overweight and how it has affected her recent marriage, At age two she was 79 pounds. By age four she was 123 pounds, by age 16 she teetered on 378 pounds and was still gaining. When she reached the serious dating age of 22, Mildred discovered a real man in her life, Elmer Pickle, and they were married after a whirlwind romance.