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DENVER — Denver Broncos players were informed today by team president John Elway and head coach Gary Kubiak that quarter…

NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - In the Pinhead Segment tonight, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has lost custody of his two teenage children after it was revealed he had a history of domestic violence in the family home. Both children, 13 and 17, expressed wishes to live with their mother.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - That face, oh that face! Who could ever forgot that television moment when Chris Christie appeared like a deer caught in the headlights, looking pale, lost and confused while GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump addressed a campaign rally in Florida. It was just days after Christie endorsed Trump, a…

Knick and James do their best to peel apart the onion of mystery that is Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood. Nostalgia is considered and discarded in favor of talking about video games.

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Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant has been issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.

Using only his imagination, Rubio has "just won all Super Tuesday states."

‘Working Class Scots have always seen the threat of genocide by nuclear war as a traditional way of preventing unemployment in the shipbuilding industry,’ said Jock McSmythe of the GMB union as he argued today.

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One of Donald Trump’s most loyal fans is warning everyone to stop trying to talk him out of supporting the billionaire property developer and Republican presidential candidate.

CHICAGO — There is a growing sense of inevitability in the NBA that the league is facing complete and total decimation a…

TANGERANG CITY, Indonesia (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - It's genetic. It's acquired. It's a punishment from God. It's the environment. We've heard so many theories before about what causes homosexuality, but none as jaw-dropping as this: instant noodles. The mayor of the city of Tangerang in Indonesia says that the rise in homosexuality in his country…

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The nastiest and most confrontational Republican debate so far devolved further Thursday night when moderator Wolf Blitzer revealed that Donald Trump is the father of Ted Cruz's two daughters.

McConnell continued, "Donald Trump can be president of the moon, because he sure as hell isn't going to be the Republican presidential nominee. Idiotic Republican voters have forced us to take this action."

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Sam Smith, the British singer/composer who won this year's Oscar Award for best song just lost his membership in the LGBT community, thanks to his misinformed acceptance speech Sunday night in which he claimed to be the first-ever openly-gay person to win an Oscar. By a unanimous…

“Not even a freaking phone call, man,” said Kryptonian immigrant Kal-El, who changed his name to Clark Kent when he arrived at Ellis Island. “The Times said I ‘wasn’t available for comment’. I was totally available. Cellphone on and everything. This is lame.”

They’re using the wage gap to “encourage more women and comedians of color to submit to and perform on the festival.”