WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Just hours after it was announced that former First Lady Nancy Reagan has died, Republicans have come to the conclusion that Donald Trump's wife, Melania, can never be First Lady. Not that the GOPers are discounting the possibility that Trump could be elected the next president of the…
If you hear a buzzing outside your window that sounds like a swarm of bees, don't worry. It's likely just a surveillance drone attempting to record you while you masturbate.
At the end of the ceremony celebrating his marriage to Jerry Hall, and as is traditional in his marriage ceremonies, Rupert Murdoch unfurled his long leathery wings and scooped up a visually shocked Hall in his feet claws and flew off to his mountain lair. Guests and press remarked on Mr Murdoch's youthful vigour that far belied his advancing years as he circled the venue letting loose his blood-curdling scream.
Tunisa—A Nigerian man with the unfortunate name Zika Ebola is on a permanent layover in a Tunisian airport. Despite requesting full screenings and medical examinations, no one will come within ten feet of Mr. Ebola. Even Zika-sniffing dogs, usually employed in these situations, are just whimpering and trying to scramble up the baggage chutes. Mr. Ebola has yet to be cleared to leave the Tunis-Carthage International…
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the biggest assholes in the history of rock & roll. (Rolling Stone, 2/26/16) At least half a dozen people have tried to kill Michael Moore. (Rolling Stone, 2/26/16)
Donald Trump, the failed University lecturer, has the heaviest supporters of all US political parties, scales showed last night.
INDIANAPOLIS — NCAA officials have been in touch with top-tier college basketball programs to let them know that the poo…
"I studied at Trump University and I give it A++. No. I'm joking. I didn't." Jessie Krufts, Lawyer
TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced that the Canadian government will soon build a wall along the U.S.-Canada border to keep out Americans expected to flee once Donald Trump is elected president of the United States. Today's announcement is a dose of Trump's own medicine. When he launched…
Groups as diverse as Boko Haram, Al-Shabaab and 'Battersea Dogs and Cats Home' are set to engage in a bitter court battle over who gets the £21 million personal fortune left behind by Osama Bin Laden. The Bin Laden will, which was released by the US government, states that the money is to be spent on: 'Jihad, global terror and a trip to Disneyland for the kids if there's any left over'.
In a startling revelation in a Humor Times interview, Donald Trump finally disclosed the real reason behind his unexpected rise as the leading contender for the Republican presidential nomination. “It’s quite simple,” he said flippantly, “I sold my soul to the devil.”
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Washington, DC – (satireWorld.com)
It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been nominated by Barack Obama to join America’s top court.
Washington, DC – (satireWorld.com)
It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been nominated by Barack Obama to join America’s top court.
DETROIT, Michigan (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - You saw it all at last night's Republican presidential debate. Donald Trump held up his two hands and asked the audience if they looked like small hands to them. Then, referring to Marco Rubio's previous comments that something else in Trump was mostly likely small as well,…
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Dean of Students Abigail Prude at the Washington Technical College (WTC) has cited the members of Omega Pi Omega (ΩπΩ) Fraternity with sexism towards female students. WTC specializes in mechanical design and construction related to oil pipelines, drilling, platforms and structures. The school presently has a student body consisting of 100 male students and no female students.
Dean of Students Abigail Prude at the Washington Technical College (WTC) has cited the members of Omega Pi Omega (ΩπΩ) Fraternity with sexism towards female students. WTC specializes in mechanical design and construction related to oil pipelines, drilling, platforms and structures. The school presently has a student body consisting of 100 male students and no female students.
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