Citing a vague reference to the US Constitution, President Barack Obama announced his latest Executive Order number 12556. The Executive Order will allow deceased persons to vote for the first time in US history providing next of kin can swear under oath that they are certain of the expired citizen’s political intentions.
In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advised me that I should nominate Donald Rumsfeld for Secretary of Defense. He wasn’t my original pick for the job. The man I wanted to nominate was Captain Kangaroo.”
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