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VATICAN CITY (The Adobo Chronicles, Rome Bureau) - Media that focus on scandals and spread fake news to smear politicians are nothing but a piece of shit, Pope Francis said in an interview published on Wednesday. Francis told the Belgian Catholic weekly "Tertio" that spreading disinformation was "probably the greatest damage that the media can do" and…
Bears can be your best friend or your worst enemy depending on how you treat them! Here's how to safely interact with bears.
A delivery man is today thanking his lucky Hollywood stars as his jaw failed to detach itself from the rest of his skull, exit his skin and drop to the ground, despite having seen how a famous 1980s actress looks today.
Tweet Tower—In a move that many are calling passive aggressive, Trump has “changed his mind” on who he plans to have head the Environmental Protection Agency. Earlier today the President-elect announced Oklahoma Attorney General Scot Pruitt would be filling this position, but the wave of backlash prompted a series of presidential tweets and ultimately a reversal.…
Even though Miss Sloane is constructed to satisfy a personal bias of mine — that being the passage of more sensible laws as to who may buy and own a gun, while not injuring the Second Amendment — it was a bit of a slog...
Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right’s favorite satire site, is now an official sanctuary website. As long as bat-shit-crazy college professors inflict their political views on their students, as long as the homonazis try to destroy a small business owner’s livelihood for making a perfectly legal decision . . . the Pug Bus is their digital home on the web.
The FDA has launched a nationwide manhunt for one of the world’s most powerful drug lords who escaped from a high-security convention on Thursday.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Instead of feeling excited, humbled and honored, president-elect Donald Trump is suing TIME for the cover photo in the magazine's latest issue naming him 2016 Person of the Year. Suing TIME for an undisclosed amount, Trump accused the magazine of subliminally depicting him as an…
A white man from Louisiana has come out of the closet, sort of, to admit that he voted for Hillary Clinton.
At a press conference Monday, Trump gave some insight into his thinking process in inviting Carson into the role of HUD secretary.
With the official start of his presidency still weeks away, Donald Trump came out swinging at the greatest hero of American holidays.
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Following Louise Casey's report on Muslim women and British society, which concluded that they need to integrate better and so become ‘more British, the government has urged them to become gobby Islamophobes, swap their burkas for balaclavas, attend EDL marches and eat bacon butties every meal, washing it down with beer - or in Scotland, a bottle of Buckfast.
Hollywood, CA—The last surviving members of the Screen Actors Guild are holed up in a an undisclosed location, where they hope to thwart the actions of the Grim Reaper for the remaining days of 2016. Death, who was recently nominated as the Times Person Of The Year, is reportedly “really trying to clench that shit.” In desperation, the film…
President-elect Donald Trump’s nominees for top level positions in his administration promise to usher in a new spirit of cooperation across departments. For example, Betsy DeVos and Jeff Sessions are already working on a strategy to revamp education nationally.
Thirty-six years ago today my favorite progressive was murdered. John Winston Lennon was the kind of person who wasn't afraid to take off his clothes and stand up for what he thought was right. I think more progressives ought to follow his lead. Enough with all this pearl clutching and fainting, my fellow Americans, let's see what you've got there—and there, too..
Trusted sources have revealed that any and all information available via the mainstream media and alternative media are dangerously false with a notable exception of TotalyRealNews.
Man Punches Out Salvation Army Officer for Wishing Him an Unsolicited 'Happy Christmas'. So Called 'Man Who Hates Christmas' Plans to Sabotage Yuletide by Poisoning Supermarket Seasonal Foodstuffs with own Excrement.
Gemstones, colors, fish entrails, and power phrases are not the only astrological influences guiding our destinies. In fact, the vehicles we drive are the engines that really drive our happiness.
Hard-line Brexit voters are calling for Theresa May’s head after the Prime Minister decided to make the definition of Brexit even vaguer with the term ‘red, white and blue Brexit.’

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