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One day after hearing arguments from the state of Mississippi seeking to affirm its legislature's judgment that abortion should be banned after 15 weeks of pregnancy, the Supreme Court will hear a case from California calling for the expansion of abortion rights to as long as 664 weeks.
Joining the ranks of Woolworth's and Ace Hardware, automotive chain Pep Boys announced today that they will no longer offer abortion services at any of their Texas locations.
































































 
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At least two dozen were injured yesterday when a crowd attending the Rhythm Fest Music Festival in Reno, Nevada tried to escape a surprise performance by Counting Crows.
































































 
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If you live in Lifetime movie and aren't a fan of drama, you're out of luck! The good news is that you likely enjoy a lifestyle well beyond your means with a teenage daughter who is essentially good, but who has her share of problems. The bad news is that a psychotic maniac is likely to soon burst that bubble of suburban tranquility with a nefarious scheme to steal your life. To help, the following are some rules to live by for you and your friends in dealing with your incredibly melodramatic lives





















Geraldine Futcher of Conway, Texas realized her lifelong dream of dying of a preventable disease Tuesday when she passed away from complications related to COVID-19.
































































 
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Rick Huggins, a lifetime public servant and decorated combat veteran, is all but certain to run for Senate in Virginia next year, a prospect that is keeping some within the GOP up at night.
































































 
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A local man is in police custody today after the corpses he was using to decorate his front yard for Halloween were determined by members of his homeowner's association to be actual dead bodies.
































































 
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As the dust settles in the aftermath of former Raiders Head Coach Jon Gruden's forced resignation in a landslide of racist, anti-gay and misogynistic emails, the NFL has vowed that it will continue to humiliate the subjects of those emails by releasing their contents to the public.
































































 
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In today’s multicultural world of openness and enlightenment, it is more important than ever to recognize the boundaries of ownership when it comes to fashion. Groups who first adopt a style thereby forever own that style, and emulating it if you are not part of that group is a grave insult. Unlike the well-defined rules of physical and intellectual property however, the rules of cultural appropriation are often murky. The following is a diagram designed to help clarify which fashions belong to whom, and which might be shared by multiple races such that members of those races can avoid being
Included in a lengthy document issued by the ruling authority in Afghanistan, the edict also required women to be covered from head-to-toe at all times while banning men from wearing clothes at all.
































































 
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Known in his hometown as Connor the Conservationist, eleven-year-old Connor Grady's submission to his Middle School's Environmental Science Fair received a mixed response this week, raising a few eyebrows but also several hundred dollars after he proposed to help curb climate change by murdering millions of people.
































































The state of Texas rescinded a controversial new abortion law today after a study showed that a majority of the babies it would save would likely grow up to vote Democrat.
































































 
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Simultaneously excited and repulsed, many Americans are experiencing mixed feelings over a California court ruling siding with Britney Spears' conservatorship that will force her to perform at Super Bowl LVI.
































































 
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Epitomizing effortless lifestyles in LA's bourgeoning warehouse district, this newly constructed one-bedroom starter is being listed for the competitive price of $1.2 million































































 
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In a takeover the swiftness of which few saw coming, the Taliban recaptured control of Afghanistan this week using threats of violence.































































 
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Newly surfaced video from a funeral of a Mississippi woman who died of COVID-19 features Marjorie Taylor Greene (R, GA) congratulating attendees for their state's low vaccination rates.
































































 
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Like so many thousands of others victimized by the satanic cabal that has pervaded the US healthcare system, it started for Laura Shippen of Shreveport, Louisiana with a bad cold.
































































 
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TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - Today, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) made a stunning announcement. Beginning in 2024, the Olympics will include a new sport: knitting! Initially, Olympic knitting will include three divisions: Bonnet Division, Classic Sweater Division, and the Table Runner Division. Medals will be awarded to athletes who could finish…
Americans Colby Tyler Smith, Robert Lee Harris and Aiden Dylan Lindquist dominated the Men's Mass Shooting event in Tokyo today, sweeping the medals in the event's inaugural competition.
































































 
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As the Delta variant continues it's rapid spread in Los Angeles, Dr. Leonard Vronsky says stupid people now account for all COVID-19 hospitalizations at county-run hospitals.
































































 
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