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ARTISANAL PRESS — In a stunning victory for academic freedom, Netflix has announced plans to scrub references to "natural selection" from old episodes of the 1990s TV show Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Are modern conspiracy theories rubbish? Startling claims from top conspiracy theorists that recent conspiracies such as Manchester bombing and Kensington fire have been poorly conceived and ineptly carried out. Call for return to classic conspiracies involving Aliens, Nazis and replicants.
Water games are usually a great way to beat the heat and have some fun on the 4th of July. That is, unless you're one of the dozens of children every year whose parent or guardian puts the Slip'n Slide too close to a laundry post and you break every bone in your face.
Area anti-socialite, Phil Koff, was wandering down the aisle of his local grocery store–minding his own quiet business–when he spotted a first-time acquaintance, Cher Tumuch, approaching ominously from the other direction.
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The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on the state of American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in 2016 voting trends and some eye opening facts about ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s stunning loss.
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The votes are in and counted. The Fat Girls of American have proclaimed the ‘Sexiest Fat Man on Earth’ and it’s no other than Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey.

Gretchen Moore, President of FGOA will be inviting the Governor to a full-blown 15 course meal and ceremony at the Toms River Hyatt on May 15th where Christie will receive a special honor and edible trophy.
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In a rare peek into the empty heads of those who support the comic book science world of catastrophic global warming, UK writer and global warming activist Elizabeth Moon argues that everyone should be involuntarily implanted with a microchip at birth so that “anonymity would be impossible”.
At last a piece of good news for the beleaguered prime minister, still Theresa May.

It has been announced that Theresa May, 62, has won the World Gurning Championship and didn't even enter the competition, bringing to 19 the number of things over the last 8 weeks that could lead to her downfall, a new record.
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America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.
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US Supreme Court newby Neil Gorsuch is honing his ‘I-Shot-The-Sheriff’ tonight ahead of next week’s anticipated SCOTUS garage band audition.
A vacancy at the chart-topping line-up cropped up unexpectedly with Associate Justice Scalia’s February 2016 demise.
This online animation series is hilarious! But a serious point first: Some of you will need to be careful though (depending on your background, e.g. nationality), and not share it on social media. This funny web series on the early days of the Quran and of Islam is potentially even more ‘offensive’ to blasphemy kooks […]
With boss man bearing down on you, tilt your head to the left. His head will follow yours. Wait ten seconds. Hold the tilt like you would an ice cream cone.
Evidence of “voter fatigue” has been shown by a survey where a cross section of people were asked if they would like to punch the next person who asked a survey question. Speaking from a hospital trolley in Charing Cross Hospital, Ray Jenkins, a junior researcher for YouGov, said, “You bet they want to punch...
Kauai, HI—This trip proved the most challenging for team Search Truth Quest, at least financially. We would make both cryptozoological history as well as history of our flex funds. For this journey STQ was on the hunt for two Hawaiian heavyweights: a tribe of hobbits known as the Menehune as well as a 12-foot guardian lizard known as the…
Comey said just what they thought. It came as no surprise. “But do not tweet no matter what,” his lawyers did advise. So junior was the surrogate, who rolled out all the tweets as more news spread of Russiagate across the nation’s streets. The lawyer got the dates all wrong...
Robert Rau tells Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White about "9/11," a star-studded trainwreck starring Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg. You’ll never guess what it’s about.
In an effort to help address the drastic reduction in access to abortion services in the South, Blue Bell Creameries has announced it has created a new flavor for women with unwanted pregnancies.
Officials with the EPA shared the surprising findings of a study that looked at what might happen to a metropolitan area that tries to sustain more than one Golden Corral buffet restaurant.

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