They flaunt themselves on big and small screens and draw legions of fans and admirers. But just how glamorous are these over-paid and ego filled stars in real life?
Mistletoe, but not the berries, are well starred in any lip, tongue or nose touching endeavours this month. (The optimal hanging height in any kissing based festive intrigue is 6ft 9in unless your aunt is still seeing that professional basketball player in which the height is 3 ft higher.)y
Burt Hannon is a fun-filled individual and a business owner who just happens to own Burt’s House of Fun, a magic store and practical joke shop located on Bardsville Road in Beeville, Texas. Today Burt isn’t laughing, especially after he checked out of All Merciful Saints General Hospital after being beaten by a dozen irate prank victims on Monday!
Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Adviser in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and cigarette are still the same, but his thick glasses are missing due to a double eye implant he received in 1985.
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