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During a news conference in which he insisted he had nothing to do with the recent hacking of Democratic National Committee emails, Donald Trump called on Russia this week to find Hillary Clinton’s 30,000 missing emails, drawing claims the Republican presidential nominee’s actions were treasonous.
The spirit of a Hillary Clinton colleague who allegedly killed himself appeared to the founder of WikiLeaks and admonished him for leaking Democratic National Committee emails that could harm Clinton’s presidential campaign.
In a shocking blow to the republic a new set of texts between the DNC and GOP reveal that Clinton will win the election in November.
St.Petersburg, FL – (satireworld.com)
Retired folks over at the Sunset Acres Mobile Home Park have had it!
First, it was the BlackLivesMatter marches in a predominately white retiree neighborhood by Alzheimer patients from a nearby nursing home who were given a donut and a phony 100 dollar bill by George Seros operatives to…’stir things up abit’.
Today was the last straw for many of the fairly religious and conservative residents after discovering a wall mural near the 117th street news stand of Hillary Clinton wearing, well, not much!
'The establishment’s been brought down and no-one has the faintest idea what to do – I’ve nothing left to chant. To think I bought a bloody Guy Fawkes mask for nothing.'
The boys are back in town! Although in this one they play alien girls.  
A new group of Hillary Clinton supporters has been formed called “Christians for Hillary.” They have initiated a special campaign strategy to help Hillary win the election. They plan on purchasing television and radio time, flooding the internet, and putting full page ads...
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat and waited for his boss to return to the seat opposite his.
Visitors to the amusement park were horrified as dozens of hijacked drones began to suicide dive into several of the miniature features in London – Buckingham Palace, the London Eye, Big Ben, the House of Parliament, and the London Buttplug/Gherkin were all destroyed.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US has suffered natural disasters such as tornadoes, hurricanes, brush fires, forest fires, floods and earthquakes. Some insurance companies refer to these events as acts of “God” in order to avoid damage payments to their customers when such an event happens. Others increase premiums to cover such acts of “God!”
He was last seen in July 1987. After spending the morning cutting the grass and clearing out the side way, he took the rubbish to the local dump where it is believed he fell in.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Reacting to a Democratic National Convention speech by a Muslim American father who lost his son in the service of the U.S. military, conservative author Ann Coulter recently tweeted: Well today, Coulter was sued in a New York district court not by the father, Khizr Khan,…
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)

The two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of the Evergreen Golf Course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
A teenage girl has been traumatized and embarrassed for the last time and refuses to let her parents ruin her life anymore
Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com)
Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).
The best defense against the Doomsword is five miles of distance between you and the Doomsword.
A stickler for the correct use of grammar, English teacher Samantha was aghast when she saw the Bill Withers classic “Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone” as Steve’s choice for Monday accompanied by the words ‘Samantha – this is how I feel every time you walk out the door’.
Washington, DC—The head of the Libertarian Party, Gary Johnson, is suggesting one more combined convention to kind of “clear the air a bit” and settle some important scores. “I think it’s really important to allow people to vent,” said Johnson. “When we had a disagreement back in the day, my father used to just let…
The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper off Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena. Life in America today is dark, dangerous, dismal, dystopian, full of doom and the only light on the horizon is coming from...
Hillary Clinton has declared herself the progressive Presidential candidate and gone on record to promise that she will only eat a few human souls if she is elected President.

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