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MEXICO CITY, Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Just minutes after meeting with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was held by Mexican immigration authorities and prevented from returning to the United States. While reports were sketchy, sources at the U.S. State Department said that Trump is being charged for…
THE VATICAN, Italy (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - In Hollywood, Oscar winners are drowned out by music  when they exceed the alloted time for their acceptance speeches.  In Catholic churches around the world, priests face the gong for homilies  over 8  minutes long. Archbishop Nikola Eterovic, the secretary general of the Synod of Bishops, says…

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Man banned from having sexual intercourse without giving police forty eight hours notice. Authorities claim his orgasms so powerful they induce frenzied sexual activity in anyone in close proximity.
Knick and James brave the airwaves to talk about our latest brush with alien life, robots killing each other, and where babies come from.
Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch Jessica Lange try to steal Gwyneth Paltrow's baby and a Netflix exclusive horror movie to determine which one should be called "Hush."
Sunny, Knick, and Jeremy talk about more flood recovery, Sunny's acumen for miserable jobs, and tetanus shots. Plus, Knick shares his best worst story from his service industry days.
Knick and James get together, and James tries his honest best to get nerdy before Knick let’s Mother Nature have it.
Sunny, Jeremy, and Knick take a brief respite from helping folks recover from the recent historic flooding to record a cathartic episode.
Evan Rabalais joins Jeremy and a contributor known as Sunny Weathers for our first episode since The Advocate wrote an article about last week's show with Ryan Heck.
Metro Councilman Ryan Heck makes his long-awaited and boisterously candid debut on the show with Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers.
Lucifer, also known as the devil, claims he “had no idea what [he] was getting into” when he signed a standard soul-for-political-relevance contract with Katrina Pierson.
Now that I finally have a couple of minutes to express my thoughts after getting four feet of water in my home during the recent flooding in the Baton Rouge area, I’d like to use this opportunity to say how thankful I am for this whole experience.
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Reports have been simultaneously released by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that indicate male condom materials may cause cancer in humans. A number of brands have been tested and only one has been found to contain asbestos.
Jess Phillips, who famously said she’d be happy to ‘stab Corbyn in the front’ to get rid of him, says the Labour leader cornered her in Westminster along with several of his cronies.
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Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”
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In a surprising twist on the city’s mayoral contest, beleaguered Democratic candidate Anthony Weiner has announced a startling solution to his over-exposure scandal, hoping to end to the recent bad press that has sent his poll numbers spiraling to fourth place out of a slate of four candidates. Anthony Weiner announced he was checking into New York’s Bellevue Hospital to have his penis surgically removed.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Ignoring world-wide concern and criticism regarding extra-judicial killings (EJK) in the Philippines, President Rodrigo Roa Duterte has issued a new executive order in support of his campaign to rid the country of crime, drugs and any form of threats to peace and order. Titled, 'An Act To Criminalize EJD,'…
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A local man has confirmed to anyone who will listen that Gene Wilder, who passed away on Monday, has always been his favorite actor.

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