Headlines - 01/05/2009

NewsBiscuit

'C Diff, Norovirus, MRSA, I don’t mind as long as death is quick and relatively pain free.’

The Enduring Vision

President-elect Barack Obama, in light of recent resistance to his proposed infrastructure-rebuilding stimulus package, has offered an alternative temporary fix to the nation's current economic crisis: a short-term loan to ceramic-manufacturers for the production of Obama's likeness in popular bobblehead dolls.

Dailyfortnight

Hundreds of members of the royal family are set to lose their statuses after professional services firm, Ernst & Young, announced that the monarchy has voluntarily gone into administration...

The World's Voice of Reason

theVoiceofReason.com's panel of experts give us their suggestions on how to cure a hangover, in the week it was confirmed that there is no such thing as a hangover cure that works...

The Satirical Political Report

Tailgate parties AFTER the game, anyone?

Perplexing Times

We first visited Staggering Ox in Helena, where they have an unbelievable flagship eatery, complete with acres of kitsch, an art museum full of some of the least likely “art,” and a staff that just can’t be beat…

News Mutiny

There’s a common misperception that personal development is only for westerners living in the lap of First World luxury and a small handful of Middle Eastern oil tycoons and Chinese fortune cookie barons. Not true.

Underneath Politics

Despite a growing controversy, an executive at Fox Television is confident their new show, "Stoning Bloopers" will be a hit with American audiences.

Smooth Operator

For years, if you bought a T-800 series Terminator, you knew you were getting a quality killing machine. The last five years though has seen a marked decline in the quality of such formerly great products.
Headlines - 01/04/2009

The World's Voice of Reason

A Walt Disney type incident with some kind of cute Bambi type animal on a back road, or possibly in a street or built up area, is set to enchant a small person who knows you.

NewsBiscuit

actually increases the response time of the lift the more you press the call button.

The Satirical Political Report

Cheney's more scary than Vigo and a magic dragon combined.

Perplexing Times

Montana was a trip like none other we’ve ever taken. The people and places we saw were so great that after almost three weeks in big sky country, we took a month back home, and just had to return for another three week.
Headlines - 01/03/2009

NewsBiscuit

'Government will also teach Unknown Unknown's'

Travel Fox

Up to 148 passengers can be towed

Perplexing Times

Of all the dozens of museums we saw in Montana, easily the most unassuming of all would be the Museum of the North Great Plains. It’s not a super catchy name, and it doesn’t tell you much about what it does.

The Satirical Political Report

This is one bootleg that'll really make ya' dizzy.

Studio 8 Entertainment

Terp is an international standup comedian and this is a clip from his final show in Minneapolis in which he gives a few shout-outs to some friends. Who knows? Maybe you'll make the list!

CAP News

Johnson's contract also calls for a Lark scooter to help him get up and down the dugout steps, and negotiable time off for urinary tract infections.

The World's Voice of Reason

Seasonal fruits and vegetables are set to provide moments of culinary panic through most of the year, as Saturn and Mercury go toe-to-toe.

News Mutiny

Garbologists report on the shameful dearth of Xmas trash this year.

Dotpenn

While the rest of the county engages in a futile attempt to find suspects and possible murder victims, one Centre County law enforcement officer finally got his band.

Jake Walder, a Centre County Deputy, announced that after an intense search that spans decades, he located his favorite album by Missing Persons, an 80s New Wave band fronted by Dale and Terry Bozzio.

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(10/13/08) For years Saturday Night Live has been fading into satirical obscurity. However, Tina Fey's recent and hilariously successful impersonations of Sarah Palin have been so spot-on that some are suggesting Fey is actually influencing the election.

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Tilting at Windmills

Don Quixote remains a vital figure today, four hundred years after Cervantes introduced him. But few today realize that Quixote's story was not a simple comedy, but a searing satire that put an end to the doggedly enduring pretenses of the chivalric world.

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Dance Dance Fever

Forget the elections. The real contest was the McCain - Obama Dance-Off, produced by the good people at MiniMovie.com. Where else are you going to see McCain and the GOP (Grand Old Posse) bust a move like this? It's what digital editing was made for.

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