Headlines - 05/09/2008

The Giant Napkin

The rising national price of hot wings has sparked fear among American voters, especially those in Indiana, where citizens rely heavily on the food as a fuel for after-work activity.

CAP News

After centuries of keeping mum, Barbara Walters is disclosing an affair she had during the Copper Age with a man known as Otzi the Iceman.

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The Give Jack Thompson a Heart Attack Association.

The Daily Redundancy

ORLANDO, FL - Former baseball great Roger Clemens today denied allegations he is dating Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Disney's Hannah Montana. The allegations stem from excerpts released from an upcoming book by Jose Canseco, entitled 'Juiced 2 - Supersized'...

The Satirical Political Report

Sometimes necessity is the Mother of Re-Invention.

NewsBiscuit

'We’ve had rival drugs gangs challenging each other to games of badminton'
Headlines - 05/08/2008

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Bellevue, WA - Valve Software, makers of Portal and the Half-Life series of games, announced that it was applying some paradigms from the video game world to their work environment.

News Mutiny

In the wake of the video game industry’s recent demographic busting expansion, millions of elderly Americans have begun dropping their bingo cards and picking up Wii and Xbox paddles over the last few years – sometimes with unnerving consequences, a new report shows.

The Daily Redundancy

NEW HAVEN, CT - A nationwide furniture manufacturer has been named in a massive class-action lawsuit filed today in federal court. The suit references a recent study linking prolonged use of stools manufactured by Ashley to various liver diseases.

NewsBiscuit

One temporary priest was reduced to tears with heckling and catcalling during his sermon.

CAP News

Following her gas tax holiday proposal, Hillary stunned health experts by suggesting that states suspend cigarette taxes this summer as well.

Avant News

Hillary Clinton told a crowd of several enthusiastic supporters tonight, "damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" after early results indicated she had lost the North Carolina primary election to Barack Obama in a landslide, and marginally squeaked by in the Indiana primary.

The Satirical Political Report

Or is it a case of a visionary vs. the "blind."

The Giant Napkin

A search for a weird smell enters its second day. It's The Minute Or So Long News with Foster Pierce.
Headlines - 05/07/2008

The Sleaze

New Mayor Unveils Plans to Turn London's Worst Housing Estates into 'Gated Communities'. Residents Segregated Behind Barbed Wire to Lower Crime Rates in Middle Class Areas.

The Specious Report

Give us this day our daily bread...

CAP News

Annie Leibovitz was a last-minute replacement for Kenny Ortega, who almost strangled himself with the strings from his hoodie during one rehearsal.

Red Tractor USA

President Bush told a much smaller than usual news conference today that the “spat about global warming has met a successful end, another mission accomplished” for his administration, in his words.

The Satirical Political Report

Stink bombs from an old Navy pilot.

NewsBiscuit

Piers Turner, a City of London investment banker, has hit out at claims that he is being taken advantage of during his regular visits to a local lap-dancing club and insists that he finds the experience ‘empowering’.

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In a speed talking contest Barack Obama would easily beat Hillary Clinton, that's according to the latest shocking speed talking evidence we have obtained exclusively here at theVoiceofReason.com.

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The remarkable story of HF member John Curtis, who was contacted by The Onion with an offer he just couldn't refuse: trying out for the most famous satire site online.

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That's right. An enormous index of 30 second animated shorts, in which a troupe of bunnies re-enacts entire movies ranging from Borat to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. But for our money, the real treasure of the index is in the 'other projects' section: the Pigeon Cam scenes.

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