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How’s About Some Gun Control………….
Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card.
Italy: "I just called Comcast and asked if there's an extra charge for Rome-ing? ...Hello? What are you? An audience or a Michelangelo painting?"
Teachers’ unions reacted with dismay today as the Midland Examining Group announced that, for GCSE courses starting from September 2018, it will begin offering a new qualification in ‘Test theory and Examination technique’ with the first exams to be set in summer 2020. ‘We see this as the culmination of a drive by successive governments...
We asked Alex Bone four questions, which, as it turns out, is four more than we should have asked him. I heard you got divorced, so how is that going? So, yeah, I’m divorced.  My family and friends have forbidden me to date again, since I seem to have such bad tastes. My father says…
More thoughts and prayers, but that’s about it, after yet another mass shooting. Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous ...
The US Soccer Team may have failed to qualify for the World Cup for the first time since 1986 by losing to Trinidad & Tobago, but on the bright side, they might become US Secretary of State.
A new report released by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Friday reveals that dogs and cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and even fish in the US and around the world are suffering an unprecedented burden at the hands of their emotionally distraught owners since Donald Trump was elected President last November.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When the leaders of the member-nations of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) meet for the annual summit in Manila next month, they will be donning the Philippine national attire for males.  It’s called as the Barong Tagalog.
Moscow – Russian Space Agency

Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”

Los Angeles, Calipornia – (SatireWorld.com)

Likely beneficiaries under consideration are thought to include bankrupt former porn stars and their disenfranchised crack dealer chums who lost out on hard-won ObamaScare benefits following the election of President Trump last year.
Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)
A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severly several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working at local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.
Rockafeller Center, NYC – (satireworld.com)

According to MSNBC news anchor Brian Williams, his Piper Cub aircraft was fired upon during his exclusive overhead coverage of the fight between George Armstrong Custer’s 7th Calvary and Sioux Indians during the battle of the Little Bighorn in 1876.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - An online survey asking people to name who they would choose to narrate their life story — other than Morgan Freeman — received a most shocking response among millennials. Overwhelmingly their choice was Siri. It was a survey gone awry.  
With the US congress unable to repeal Obamacare, President Trump decided to fix the health care system by firing each and every NFL player.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Convicted dirty old man, ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner has discounted suggestions that disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is a true sex addict and predator toward women and said it does a ‘ huge disservice’ to those who are struggling with a deviant sex problem like himself.
WASHINGTON - BREAKING: President Trump's Health Department is preparing to release an official document defining life as “beginning at pussy grab” — a move that could signal incoming actions against abortion, contraception, and not getting sexually assaulted by presidents and creeps.
Last August, Adidas released its all-new Alpha-Jordan NMD-Ultra shoes...This prompted a craze within the frightfully-faced masses to buy the shoes to draw attention away from their ugly mugs.
President Trump on Wednesday lashed out over a critical NBC News report and is now calling for the complete destruction of all TV sets, fax machines, vacuum's, or any other "confusing technology" capable of broadcasting what he calls "fake news".
Motivational Speaker Brad Elldon is thinking about sliding some of his positive messaging into your DM for your consideration.

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