I’ve put together this updated list of severe weather risk levels in Trumponese to better communicate to millions of Americans the true risks of looming severe weather.

The legislative auditor has learned former Gov. Bobby Jindal used payday loans to fund the state payroll.

In a signed letter to the Times, some of the worlds richest entrepreneurs say that, had they known years go that taking chances in business or following their dreams or having the courage of their own convictions would later be considered ‘a leap in the dark’ they never would have taken such risks in the first place.

Kidding, It’s This One… *Hat tip Sean L.

by Howard Zaharoff.As I get older, it’s harder to get me on the dance floor. As I get older, it’s harder and harder to get me on the dance floor (or, if I really strut my stuff, help me off it). Basically, there are only 8 songs that will force my hand… and engage my hips and [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

INDIANAPOLIS — The drills at the annual NFL Combine have long measured the speed, strength, quickness and explosiveness …

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - People around the world get to enjoy an extra day this year, a leap year. It happens once every four years when the month of February has a 29th day. Filipinos, however, get not one but two additional days this year. There is a February 30th in the…

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas opened his mouth for the first time in over ten years today while the Court was hearing arguments in a gun case. The utterance shocked and surprised everyone present.

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Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

Following decades of criticism of institutional corruption, the FA is proposing we protect our borders and chances of 'winning' by withdrawing from FIFA.

by Roger Freed.Deep thoughts and questions for 2016 If Donald Trump wins the 2016 Presidential election, he will consider all of us to be ‘losers.’ If the Occupiers of the wildlife refuge took over the land there wouldn’t they probably shoot all the ducks? Do the Republicans already have a smear campaign ready in case Bernie Sanders [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

In his acceptance speech at the Academy Awards on Sunday night, a teary Leonardo DiCaprio dedicated his best acting Oscar to victims of bear rapes.

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The Pentagon released photos today of a top-secret raid against ISIS forces that was successful in spite of the President’s ‘no boots on the ground’ promise, The US Army raid helped win the release of over 150 ISIS sex slaves who were held against their will for over three months.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Americans know by now that Donald Trump has embarked on an unconventional campaign to become the Republican Party's nominee for president of the United States. So far, he has had nothing but success. To our surprise, Trump has agreed to sit down, one on one, with the…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - In a shocking move today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont doubled down on his decision to continue his campaign for the presidency after a crushing loss in South Carolina to his rival former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Sanders baffled political experts by remaining in the Democratic presidential primary even though there were only 46 primary states remaining.

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Dr. Rami Gushinari finally released to the public the official 25 page LA Coroner’s report on Michael Jackson. The ‘King of Pop’ died from a drug overdose and was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery for the Elite and Pompous almost seven years ago.

Fat kid Tommy "Two Tons" Touzinsky was diagnosed this week with a genetic disorder that is responsible for his humongous body's inability to regulate its weight.

Unemployed John Prestwick of Barnet was said to be in complete shock last night after bookies made him favourite to take the cinematography Oscar at this years awards ceremony. John was nominated for an Oscar for his pirate version of Hurt Locker that he filmed at the Odeon in Watford with his brother in laws' camcorder which critics have since praised for adding a gritty, realistic layer to the original film.

  I am soooo fucking done with this shit. The only reason I, as CEO of The Discord, haven’t killed Zano outright is the associated jail time. This is the retraction installment of our internet saga, which, incidentally, takes most of my time these days. First and foremost, Zika is NOT spread by having sex with mosquitoes.…

by Roz Warren.Talk about stimulating: Pairing erotica with a vibrator. A French start-up is marketing a Bluetooth-enabled vibrator that’s paired with an erotic Ebook. During the smutty parts, you just tap the screen or shake the device and the vibrator starts right up. “It’s going to generate some buzz,” quipped gadget reviewer Nate Hoffelder in the Digital [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.