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"You have the opportunity to ask profound questions like what is it like to be a bird? Or what is it like to fly? Or is there a bird God? And all you get it to say is Hello and Hi? Missed opportunity. If aliens come down to earth don't let that woman go to greet them is all I'm saying." Jessie Krufts, Humpty Pusher
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, President Obama spoke about how the Trans-Pacific Partnership - a massive multinational trade deal the president intends to sign - will protect the freedom of all Americans to drink poisonous fracking water. President Obama announced TPP will allow natural gas companies to sue the United States so they can overturn fracking bans and extract natural gas by pumping poisonous water into the ground, resulting in contaminated aquifers and other public water sources.
If Sheriff Jeff Wiley gets his way, citizens of Ascension Parish need not worry about Syrian refugees lowering trailer park property values or interfering with the parish’s prolific methamphetamine production.
When your relatives start rolling into their prepared speech about how they aren’t racist but need to tell you something about those filthy whoevers, fear not. The Red Shtick has a far more terrifying scenario for you to distract them with, much like one does with a puppy and a set of keys.
Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White sip tequila at El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant as they discuss sports and the current three-ring circus that is Louisiana politics.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Senate Democrats,  in an effort to head off legislation that would overhaul a program to take in Syrian and Iraqi refugees, are focusing instead on tightening a program that makes it easier for foreigners to travel to the U.S. without obtaining a visa. And Republicans are vehemently against the move. The visa…
"That is one devious dog owner. Sounds like a foreigner. Don't let him in the country." Jessie Krufts, Donald Trump Voter
We all need to take a moment and thank the students of Mizzou for ushering in this important moment of change. By banding together against the oppressive media incursion and blocking other people’s First Amendment rights in favor of their own, I’m pretty sure that marked the end of this generation’s P.C. cycle.
Gov. Bobby Jindal has issued an executive order that attempts to prevent the resettlement of Syrian refugees in Louisiana. What do you think about this?
When you cast your ballot, are you voting for a person or the team logo on that faceless candidate’s helmet? Are you voting for an individual with personal beliefs and motivations, or your team’s colors? Blue or red? Crip or Blood?
The Family Dinner’s Evan Rabalais joins Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White at El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant to promote his new comedy show and contribute to the conversation about various happenings and goings on.
The Family Dinner’s Robert Rau drops by El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant and joins Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White to chat a little politics, a little sports, and a little Star Wars fan theory.
'It was my own fault', David Jackson said. 'I knew I only had two hours, but I lost track of time. The traffic warden was only doing his job, and I have only myself to blame'.
The New New World Order (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes.
LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Remember Adele Dazeem, a.k.a. Idina Menzel, and her hit song 'Let It Go' from the animated film 'Frozen?' Of course you do.  You must have been one of the millions who thought of the song as the most annoying ever.  Not because it was not a great song, but…
PHOENIX, ARIZONA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and extremely bored billionaire Donald Trump invited Black Lives Matter activists to his "Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally" in Phoenix later this week in order to open a dialogue. Trump supporters are being encouraged to bring breeds of dogs usually used by law enforcement agencies from home - if they have them - to facilitate the exchange of ideas during the rally, but Black Lives Matter activists in Phoenix have told TNA they were told to only bring themselves.
Washington, D.C. –  Feeling the wrath of the American public waking up momentarily to see how dumb Carly Fioina and Ben Carson really are, the two have announced a bold move to inject their campaigns full of life again.
In a deal many republicans are calling “reckless” and “shortsighted”, The Department of Defense has traded the last of the Guantanamo detainees to the Colorado Avalanche. This move follows other controversial deals that have scattered the prisoners into several teams across the National Hockey League. One detainee is already in critical condition after being ‘Zamboni-boarded’ between periods by his own teammates. Senator…
Desmond, Tegan and Wendy are among the future storm names affecting the UK and Ireland chosen by members of the public to be replaced as Abigail and Barney were largely ignored.

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