Despite his emphatic victory in Nevada there are signs that the gruelling campaign for the Republican nomination is beginning to take its toll on Donald Trump. Addressing supporters at a victory rally Trump appeared to confuse the list of upcoming primaries with the towns mentioned in the popular rhythm and blues standard ‘Route 66′. ‘We’ve...
Federalsburg, MD—Thirteen bald eagles were found dead in eastern Maryland today. Some are theorizing this was a suicide pact as witnesses describe the birds as “flying directly into American flags like kamikazes.” It is believed one eagle from each of the original 13 colonies flew to Maryland as part of a suicide pact to protest Donald Trump’s current success…
Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively declaring victory in the upcoming Super Tuesday elections. Coming off his big win in South Carolina, Trump should feel confident that he has all but sealed his...
PORT ST. LUCIE, FLA — New York Mets pitcher Bartolo Colon arrived at the team’s spring training facility yesterday and d…
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - This week, Singapore Archbishop William Goh has said that it is the Catholics' moral obligation not to support those who denigrate and insult religions, including anti-Christian and immoral values promoted by the secular world. He made the statement in reference to Madonna's upcoming 'Rebel Heart' concert. "There is no…
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a number of Republicans demanded President Obama and his family vacate the White House so the residence could be prepared for the next president. Republicans asserted the whole interior of the White House needed to be repainted, among other things, and such tasks would be much easier if the Obamas were no longer living there.
In line with with the gender pay gap in the UK, the Conservative government has warned 25% of the 'Birth Budget' given to pregnant women must be paid back in the child is female.
Flagstaff, AZ—The Tuesday before Super Tuesday is about to get even supererer as The Daily Discord is throwing a HUGE endorsement Hillary’s way. Many of my fellow contributors are clearly Berning, so this was a tough choice. My rants over the last decade are imbued with a common theme. I feel strongly that a republican supermajority would…
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Orlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, announced today that his client, recently freed Casey Anthony, has won a multi-million dollar cash prize from the Florida Lottery. The drawing was held on Wednesday and Anthony had the sole winning lottery ticket. After taxes, Anthony will walk away with over $125 Million dollars in cash.
Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, announced today that his client, recently freed Casey Anthony, has won a multi-million dollar cash prize from the Florida Lottery. The drawing was held on Wednesday and Anthony had the sole winning lottery ticket. After taxes, Anthony will walk away with over $125 Million dollars in cash.
New York City - (Satireworld)
Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:
“One night at the Dakota Building apartment when Yoko was on the rag, comatose on quaaludes, John and I cracked open a case of Laphroaig….a patented Scottish mouthwash distilled from Highland piss.
Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:
“One night at the Dakota Building apartment when Yoko was on the rag, comatose on quaaludes, John and I cracked open a case of Laphroaig….a patented Scottish mouthwash distilled from Highland piss.
LANCASTER, MASS. — The warden at the Souza-Baranowski Correctional Facility in Lancaster, Mass., has apologized after al…
CLEVELAND (The Barbed Wire) - Licensed psychiatrists and psychologists have already begun seeing establishment Republicans here at the site of the upcoming Republican convention this summer, to help them learn to cope with a possible Donald Trump nomination. "The main thing we're seeing in Republican patients so far is denial," said Dr. Harding from Boston.
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