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Washington, DC – (satireWorld.com)

It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been nominated by Barack Obama to join America’s top court.

HOLLYWOOD (The Barbed Wire) - As polling companies try to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon this election cycle, experts have stumbled upon an exciting trend that seems to be behind the billionaire's rising numbers. It is the only thing so far that can explain the outsider's meteoric rise.

"Upon further questioning, 51% of Republicans disclosed they believe the time spent on Trump's penis was important, because they are pretty sure Hillary Clinton does not have a penis," said Schneider.

DETROIT, Michigan (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - You saw it all at last night's Republican presidential debate. Donald Trump held up his two hands and asked the audience if they looked like small hands to them.  Then, referring to Marco Rubio's previous comments that something else in Trump was mostly likely small as well,…

Fairbanks AK – (satireworld.com)

Dean of Students Abigail Prude at the Washington Technical College (WTC) has cited the members of Omega Pi Omega (ΩπΩ) Fraternity with sexism towards female students. WTC specializes in mechanical design and construction related to oil pipelines, drilling, platforms and structures. The school presently has a student body consisting of 100 male students and no female students.

After performing badly with black voters, Bernie Sanders will now run on a radical new ‘Down With Whitey’ platform.

Celebrations on the ‘red offcut’ have continued throughout the week, as Leonardo Dicaprio accepted plaudits for his portrayal of a man mauled by a bear rug. This was a career defining moment for the actor, who had previously focused on lighter roles in ‘Dirty Rattan Scoundrels’ and ‘The Green Pile’.

Kidding, the Republican Party and realization are mutually exclusive.

What Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is … is Mash on steroids — not in Korea, but Afghanistan. And alas, Alan Alda got no call back for this new Tina Fey movie. BTW, WTF is based on real experiences abroad. Just so you know, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

New York City mayor Bill de Blasio ordered city workers to remove the last remaining Confederate Battle flag flying from a city office. The flag which has flown there for over 100 years was removed and placed in a brown paper bag for safekeeping.

We are at a turning point in history. Just as the pendulum of justice is finally swinging in the right direction, a tide of indignation is rising. In short, a maelstrom of metaphors is sucking us all in, forcing us to look one another in the eye as we swirl round and round.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his work day.

Is Donald Trump the Devil's Spawn? Preacher Demands Presidential Hopeful Produces Birth Certificate to Prove he was Born of Woman and Not of Jackal.

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has decided that his wife, a Slovenian ex-model, might not be the right first lady for him.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Mitt Romney called Donald J. Trump “a phony” and “a fraud” in a speech on Thursday in which he urged Republicans to rally around one of Mr. Trump’s presidential rivals. Reacting to the comments, Trump called Romney a loser. It was the first truthful and accurate statement ever made…

OTTAWA, Ontario--As the country prepares to deal with a major influx of illegal immigrants, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that the government has issued an order in council to begin immediate construction of a wall along the southern border.  Prime Minister Trudeau made the announcement in an effort to address concerns following widespread…

Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen is to change her Regnal name to 'Crossrail the First' after consultations with Transport for London. This follows on from Kate Middleton changing her title the 'Duchess of Cambridge' to 'phwoar', to simplify the Daily Telegraph's narrative.

This week David Corn over at Mother Jones wrote an article explaining the inexplicable rise of Donald Trump. I wrote a suspiciously similar article, prior to Trump’s emergence, last August. I find The Donald’s popularity with the republican base quite explicable. It’s not the similar image that irks me so much as the similar content. I saw this…

by MiPresidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his doctor’s words – after learning that rival GOP candidate Sen. Marco Rubio had publicly mocked his tiny hands and teeny-weeny peeny. ‘I’m the yuuugest dick in America...

"Republicans need to stop being the same suckers I convinced to support me in 2012," said a fully aflame Romney.