The study, which evaluates students' performance in an array of verbal abuse competencies including vocabulary, creative integration, indecency and volume, reinstated American children as the global leader in profanity one year after being knocked out of the top spot by Germany.
Following days of rampant hooliganism and violence at the UEFA Euro 2016, a spokesperson for ISIS -- which had hoped to carry out attacks at the month-long championship -- says the terror organization will instead just let soccer fans destroy each other.
My first meeting with a clinical dietitian was similar to the first conversation you ever had about sex. It involved a lot of explanation about things I was pretty familiar with but didn’t completely understand, and then a series of mind-altering revelations that made me feel embarrassed for not figuring it out earlier.
Southampton were reduced to 10 men after a failure to find superglue for striker Pele.
Baja, MX—For reasons yet to be determined a massive school of Republican superdelegates beached themselves along the Baja coast earlier today. Some theorize the burden of backing Donald Trump at the Republican National Convention was simply too much for many to bear. Today’s events throw doubt as to the relative health and competence of the Grand Old Party and it raises…
by Jim Hightower.For The Donald, it’s “Mexicans” vs “Germans”: The Drumpf family immigrated to the U.S. from Germany and changed their name to Trump. Who’s the foreigner now? This year’s freakish presidential election has now devolved into an ethnic brouhaha between two foreigners: A Mexican and a German. The “Mexican” is Gonzalo Curiel. He’s a federal judge [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
"In all fairness they've probably removed the panther's teeth, but it would made a nasty sucky gum mark."
Transylvania USA – (satireworld.con)
President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) against Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT).
President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) against Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT).
The study was conducted with a group of eighty-seven volunteers over the course of ten years, using a range of people. The group ranged from those who kept up-to-date with reputable news sources multiple times a day, all the way down to those who just read The Sun. A strong correlation was observed between the amount of hard news a person consumed and how happy they are.
In the wake of yet another highly publicized tragedy, the U.S. sympathy market has been flooded with condolences, both genuine and counterfeit, causing the price of thoughts and prayers to plummet to an all-time low.
South Dakota – (satireworld.com)
Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts.
December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.
Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts.
December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.
Several concerned citizens reported the presence of a gathering of day rapists outside The Home Depot on Raymond Blvd. this morning. The loitering congregation of approximately five weathered Latino men near the fence surrounding the home improvement store's garden center drew local Rob Bueker's attention when he arrived at the store around 8 a.m.
The mini-series which starred attractive people in skimpy outfits and the rest of us sweating profusely into our own eyes, opened to rave reviews just a few days ago leaving critics desperately wanting more - though an estimated 50% of the population is still to catch a single episode according to weather reports.
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