WARNING: This is the first in a series of 800. What if women were on average twice as strong as men? First off, I should point out why women aren’t currently twice as strong as men. You might think it is so men will be more attracted to them, but you would be wrong. It’s because…
ALBANY, NEW YORK — Earlier today, two former Trump University students had an unscheduled reunion while waiting for their turn to tell a judge at bankruptcy court how they lost all of their money to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee. Ronald Ford, 76, and Mary Rodgers...
A New Orleans state lawmaker dropped a political bombshell by publicly declaring he is really a Republican trapped inside a Democrat’s body. Despite the fact that he’s been thrice elected to his legislative seat as a Democrat, Rep. Neil Abramson told reporters at the Louisiana State Capitol on Thursday that he identifies as a member of the GOP.
Barry Haines from Sandown, Isle of Wight, is reported to be 'kicking himself' that he failed to look at a shocking internet video before it was deleted. Now he is using his experience to warn other web users to 'click now rather than later'.
The Sanders Campaign realizes they’re mathematically toast, but Bernie is insisting his zombie campaign continues to stagger aimlessly around the country in search of more young brains. Sanders told reporters today, “Remember those walkers from the Walking Dead? This is nothing like that. It’s a terrible analogy.” Some of Bernie’s closest advisors are admitting he really…
by Will Durst.Right now, an 18-foot alligator with irritable bowel syndrome would be less polarizing than the Donald or the Hillary. Every four years our nation’s electoral eccentricities escalate exponentially and people throw up their hands and shout, “you know, every election cycle is wacky, but especially this one.” But especially this one! With this one, the [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
After hearing testimony, the judge had enough and sentenced singer Justin Beiber to the electric chair for his latest crime of drag racing on Miami streets while intoxicated. The judge also ordered his expensive Italian sports car be impounded and crushed. Sentence is to be carried out immediately the next morning.
Beiber knew immediately that something was wrong when he woke up and found the prison chaplain by his bedside. After confronting him with tears in his eyes, Chaplain Piebottom explained that he wasn’t leaving jail after all, and in fact, was being mo
After hearing testimony, the judge had enough and sentenced singer Justin Beiber to the electric chair for his latest crime of drag racing on Miami streets while intoxicated. The judge also ordered his expensive Italian sports car be impounded and crushed. Sentence is to be carried out immediately the next morning.
Beiber knew immediately that something was wrong when he woke up and found the prison chaplain by his bedside. After confronting him with tears in his eyes, Chaplain Piebottom explained that he wasn’t leaving jail after all, and in fact, was being mo
New Delhi, India - (satireworld.com)
Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS
Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to the streets of the capital, urging the government to act.
Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS
Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to the streets of the capital, urging the government to act.
Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.
Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.
Putin, who had been dubbed ‘the world’s most dangerous man’, was being kept in an enclosure for the safety of the Russian people. Despite his living arrangement, Putin was still able to run the nation with an iron-fist. Yet Putin could also be a gentle man, as initially displayed when the bear cub fell into his enclosure.
Rob Flynn from Scole, said he felt strangely compelled to audibly recognise another rambler that he passed in country lane, but had no foreknowledge or designs on the bizarre sound that actually issued forth from his mouth and airways.
Agrabah—In a move that some are calling premature, Donald Trump is already Tweeting other world leaders in an effort to make America Tweet Again. Mr. Trump told the press today, “Lately I have been Tweeting a lot in the middle of the night, but not all of it is just Rosie O’Donnell and Hillary Clinton jokes. It’s not. Sure…
by James Israel.‘We’d rather deal with the devil we know for another four years than risk a Trump or Clinton presidential calamity with this election.’ – Sen. Mitch McConnell. In a stunning turn of events, the Republican party has made a historic offer to the Democrats: Work with them to cancel this year’s presidential election, and they [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
James is off on his yearly pilgrimage to Bonnaroo, so Knick is joined this week by Sunny Weathers to talk about the Mandela Effect. The guys delve into the possibility of alternate dimensions and parallel universes in their own lives, as well as the usual god-awful topics that come up every time Sunny guest hosts.
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