MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Love continues to blossom between the Filipinos and Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg. First, Facebook launched free Internet in the Philippines in order to enable more Filipinos to have access to important information via their mobile devices. Now, Zuckerberg is providing Filipino netizens with the opportunity to watch the…

BROOKLYN (The Barbed Wire) - The Hillary Clinton campaign announced today they will be re-introducing Hillary the presidential candidate - AGAIN. For the third time. They promise this version is less buggy and more voter-friendly. We spoke with Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook about the reboot of the reboot to see what's different this time.

"Polk", the most recent theatrical production to merge the biography of a historic American figure with modern musical styles, opened to a widely hostile reception at the Public Theater off-Broadway this weekend.

New York – (Satireworld.com)
“The seven pounder was born with a VOTE TRUMP!** birthmark on his temple,” an obstetrician at New York’s Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital tweeted today as a pics of Chelsea Clinton’s latest farrowing went viral on the net.

'Your old job that was outsourced to an overseas company in order to save your previous employer money and reduce employment levels could be lost to whoever replaced you if we exit the EU.'

Here’s Pokey’s last article, dissected into tiny segments of wrongness for your enjoyment. And, yes, it will be humorous or my name isn’t Mick Zano …and it isn’t. When conservatives accidentally stumble upon the truth they always seem to claim ownership—not like scholars and gentlemen, more like cats. We can link back to who said what first, Pokey! Didn’t…

by Jerry Hirsch.Truth or Consequences: What did Donald Trump say, or not say? Try your hand at ‘The Donald Quiz!’ Below is a quiz on the sayings of Donald Trump. You are to decide whether he said the words below (Donald has “all the best words,” by the way!). Print this out and circle T if you [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
President Obama is taking one more “shot” at limiting American’s 2nd Amendment rights with another federal government rush to force so-called “smart gun” technology on the firearms industry. The president wants to begin with law enforcement officers as guinea pigs.

Sen. Jim Inhofe​ (R-Okla.), ​arguably the most pitiless opponent of refugee resettlement​ in​ the United States,​ has undergone a stunning ​change of heart.

Edmonton, Alberta Canada – (satireworld.com)
Seventies soft rock legend Meat Loaf is in hospital after collapsing on stage during a concert in Edmonton, Canada last night. The singer dramatically fell to the floor during a rendition of his signature hit, ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’, in what many fans in the 2,000 strong crowd initially thought was part of a stage act.

‘An apple a day will only keep the doctor away if you eat it,’ said Doctor Zaffa. ‘If you administer it anally then you’re going to need to see a doctor immediately.’

Omar Mateen, the man who carried out an ISIS-inspired attack in a gay bar in Orlando last weekend, is reportedly suffering from “intense disappointment” in the afterlife upon finding no young men among his allocated 72 virgins.

Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

Celebrity twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are now closer than ever, thanks to a rare but relatively harmless conjoining of the face and torso that has occurred during the last few months.

"That's a purdy amount for a whole kin load of folk." Kent Rugby, Down With The Kids

"Over 81% of Americans didn't even realize it's just one big evolving war in Iraq where we try to fix our mistakes and only seem to make it worse. It's been going on for over a quarter of a century now," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

"Over 81% of Americans didn't even realize it's just one big evolving war in Iraq where we try to fix our mistakes and only seem to make it worse. It's been going on for over a quarter of a century now," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

The once dazzling jewel of England’s midfielder was confused about today’s upcoming England vs Wales match-up; he believed that it was his duty as an Englishman to kill any whale he saw.

The show will be a departure from the usual Trek format in that it will focus on a singular family and be shot in a reality TV format.

As French kissing was invented, unsurprisingly, by the French, they own all the rights to the tongue-twirling manoeuvre. Rights they share with fellow members of the EU. If Britain were to leave the Union then they would have their rights to the French kiss revoked. Britain could become a loveless nation akin to a kissless version of the world from Footloose.