Day Rapists Witnessed Gathering Around Local Home Depot

WAVERLY, OK - Several concerned citizens reported the presence of a gathering of day rapists outside The Home Depot on Raymond Blvd. this morning.

The loitering congregation of approximately five weathered Latino men near the fence surrounding the home improvement store's garden center drew local Rob Bueker's attention when he arrived at the store around 8 a.m.

"I saw them as I headed in for some mulch and a new toilet seat and thought at first maybe they were just waiting for their wives, but when they were still there twenty minutes later, I figured they must be migrant day rapists," he said.

According to the Waverly Police Department, the men were no longer on the premises when patrol cars arrived to investigate at 8:30.

"It's very disquieting to think these men might have been hired to commit some heinous act of sexual violence before we could intervene," Waverly PD Sgt. Deputy Kyle Vincent remarked.

Vincent confirmed that the men might be responsible for the as yet unsolved rape of a 19 year-old girl at a Northern Oklahoma State house party two weeks ago, and urged the community to exercise caution and report any sightings of them to the police.

"These men are Mexican and extremely dangerous," he said. "Whatever you do, do not approach or confront them, or you will likely be raped."