New Delhi, India - (satireworld.com)

Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS
Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to the streets of the capital, urging the government to act.

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

Putin, who had been dubbed ‘the world’s most dangerous man’, was being kept in an enclosure for the safety of the Russian people. Despite his living arrangement, Putin was still able to run the nation with an iron-fist. Yet Putin could also be a gentle man, as initially displayed when the bear cub fell into his enclosure.

Simple steps anyone can take!

Rob Flynn from Scole, said he felt strangely compelled to audibly recognise another rambler that he passed in country lane, but had no foreknowledge or designs on the bizarre sound that actually issued forth from his mouth and airways.

Agrabah—In a move that some are calling premature, Donald Trump is already Tweeting other world leaders in an effort to make America Tweet Again. Mr. Trump told the press today, “Lately I have been Tweeting a lot in the middle of the night, but not all of it is just Rosie O’Donnell and Hillary Clinton jokes. It’s not. Sure…

by James Israel.‘We’d rather deal with the devil we know for another four years than risk a Trump or Clinton presidential calamity with this election.’ – Sen. Mitch McConnell. In a stunning turn of events, the Republican party has made a historic offer to the Democrats: Work with them to cancel this year’s presidential election, and they [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

James is off on his yearly pilgrimage to Bonnaroo, so Knick is joined this week by Sunny Weathers to talk about the Mandela Effect. The guys delve into the possibility of alternate dimensions and parallel universes in their own lives, as well as the usual god-awful topics that come up every time Sunny guest hosts.

David Vitrano joins Sunny and Jeremy to open a Gordon McKernan swag bag and discuss the lamest rioters ever. David and Sunny also face off in Jeremy's newest segment, "Bullshitter vs. Bullshitter."

Attention investors and entrepreneurs! Are you looking for a building already adorned with your ultra-conservative political and religious views? Are you searching for such a building on a sizable corner lot with tons of highly trafficked frontage where your manifesto can be seen daily by tens of thousands of passersby?

King is also suing the family of the boy for the emotional damage the incident caused him.

Seedy Falls, CO – (SatireWorld.com)
Pam Anderson, noted for being an environmentalist and PETA animal rights activist, as well as a past Baywatch bimbo, recently purchased several hundred acres of pristine land, near Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Anderson hopes to use the tract as a wildlife refuge for abandoned bears, pigs, and cats and as a private retreat for the filming of another sleazy sex tape before her Botox wears off and her plastic hardens.

The piss stain seemed to resemble a recycling symbol which left many believing it was another deeply thought provoking piece by the mecurial Banksy.

It’s believed that IDS may have been under the influence of a snifter of brandy whilst watching the outside world with a sneer on his face, although these reports are unconfirmed at this time.

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Supporters of Hillary Clinton have taken their meme and hashtag, "imwithher" all the way to the former secretary of state's nomination victory on Tuesday night, but U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan maintained his own meme of "imwithhim." And no, he wasn't referring to Clinton's rival Bernie Sanders.  He…

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Some random thoughts on Chelsea Clinton (The former First Daughter whom we could have to put up with as First Daughter again!).
The news media is reporting that Chelsea Clinton, former First Daughter (child of former President Bill Clinton and candidate Hillary Clinton) is pregnant. I wonder when the doctors will do the sonogram and tell us how many puppies are in the litter?

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

NEW YORK (The Barbed Wire) - The mainstream media nearly had a collective orgasm as Hillary Clinton became the first robot to win the nomination of one of the two main parties in American politics. Clinton, a first generation cyborg, will represent the soulless Democratic Party in the November election, unless the FBI pulls the plug on her before then.

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)
Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with Richard?

"Yeah, not quite Mary Poppin's bag is it? Come back when you can get one pulling a large pot plant out of her mouth."