Rome Italy – (satireworld.com)

Dr. Icy Zambini a Professor of Ancient Roman Anthropology at the Italian and Roman School (IRS) has published a new monograph entitled “The Fall of the Western Roman Empire.”

The University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business is offering a new course this Fall: BUS 415: Concealing Your Psychopathic Identity: The Secret to Becoming a Master of the Universe by Adopting the Persona of an Empathic Individual.

Two movies titled Nothing But Trouble enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis, Rusty Elkins, Andrea Vickery, Zach Vickery and Robert Rau watch a Laurel and Hardy ditty and Dan Aykroyd’s only directorial effort to determine which should be called Nothing But Trouble.

The new Lee High School is set to open this fall. However, despite a brand-new sign alerting passersby that the nearly finished building is “Lee High School,” several members of the East Baton Rouge Parish School Board and the community want to distance the school from its current eponym, Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee.

Twice. That’s how often you’ll nearly kill your kid over the course of the court-mandated 18-year sentence you serve as a parent. Accidentally kill, I mean. The number of times you’ll nearly kill your kid on purpose? Typically, too many to count.

fficials with Twitter’s short-form video-sharing service Vine have filed for a cease and desist order against Donald Trump, contending the presidential contender regularly rips off their app’s main feature by relentlessly repeating the same words and phrase over and over again.

Prentice has been off the booze for a full week but tonight she plans to enjoy the sweet of caress of the numbing properties of her one true love.

Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has paid tribute to boxing legend Muhammad Ali, recalling how she sparred with the three-time world champion in the early 1970s

Vegas, 45, appeared on a chat show shortly after Murray’s French Open final loss to Novak Djokovic and ripped the dour Scotsman to shreds.

Warnings that Crazy Golf will be one of the worst affected sports if Britain decides to leave Europe were raised once again today in a press conference in Brussels.

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Plans are afoot, according to SW insiders, to breathe new life into the Hillary Clinton mini-series prior to the 2016 Presidential Election, despite the venture being scuttled at least two times before due to embarrassing weight issues and brain damage involving the former first lady and Secretary of State.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
First, it was the Sony Studios hacking and subsequent furor over North Korean’s part in damages to an American business enterprise. Second, it was the mysterious denial of service blackout that stalled all 12 of North Korea’s Commodore 1 desk tops last week. This week the North has vowed to retaliate against Washington.

The Kremlin – (satireworld.com)
The war of words between east and west escalated today with the unexpected release of Vladimir Putin’s exclusive intimate family photos that have rocked the White House.

The studio believes that a remake is guaranteed money and wish to cash in on the rise of transsexual rights by casting Caitlyn Jenner. Jenner shot into the public limelight after announcing her gender change in 2015.

Franco has been a familiar sight on our streets for over a decade, entertaining the young and old alike. And that’s what makes his murder so shocking.

CINCINNATI (The Barbed Wire) - Lawyers representing the Planet of the Apes (POTA) filed a wrongful death lawsuit in Cincinnati this morning, charging the zoo and the parents of a boy who climbed into the gorilla exhibit with negligence and causing the unnecessary death of their friend, Harambe. Cornelius, lawyer for POTA, said, "Our brother's death is an outrage."

Legendary monarch Arthur has returned from the misty timeless isle of Avalon, claiming that the uncertainty about the nation’s future leadership has prompted him to step out of his mystical retirement to save the nation and take up the mantle of King once more.

It was supposed to be the start of Alice getting her finances back on track after an expensive few months. She had set a budget she was determined to stick to; a budget that was easily broken within the first four days of the month.

Fan Chester Tickle told us: ‘Next Saturday is going to be huge with three games being shown in a row culminating in England v Russia. I plan to spend the whole day in the boozer talking rubbish with my friends but I have to earn permission from my wife. That’s why I’ve mowed the lawn and changed the bedding.’

Responding to scientist Stephen Hawking's description of him as a, "Demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator," Donald Trump was swift and to the point on his Twitter feed this morning.