WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - For more than 24 hours, Democrats led by Representative John Lewis (D-Georgia), staged a sit-in on the floor of Congress to demand action on sensible gun legislation.  The protest follows the recent shooting at an Orlando gay bar, killing 49 people and injuring scores of others. House Democrats…

It has happened. The moment we all feared. A major retailer just announced that they will allow the sanctity of our bathrooms to be interrupted by people who are not the true to the gender on the wall. This prayer will protect us.

In related news: Trump denies spelling internment wrong on Twitter. Merriam Webster issues a formal apology to Emperor Trump.

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Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happens. But in Senate Leader Harry Reid’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making shitbags like Reid feel uncomfortable all year round and even more so during election season.

"It would have been funnier if he had got the hiccups during that. Is he playing for laughs or not?" Harry Zonderblurb, Fast Talker

Lee Knotts, 24, has admitted he cares little for football and will only watch ‘the big games’. That didn’t stop his work colleagues mocking him relentlessly for not knowing which team will knock out England in a dull, uninspiring game.

It promises to be one of the tightest elections in modern history with most polls declaring each side within just a point or two of each other. Even on voting day, many are still undecided on which shaft they’d rather be buggered by – a good, traditional British shaft, or one with more continental flair.

Altoona, PA – (SatireWorld.com)

Birthday girl Clara Cowell has proved that it’s never too late to change bad habits. At 102 years old, she finally quit smoking after picking up the habit in 1931. She didn’t quit smoking because of her health which is fine, but finally stopped the habit because her family was worried that falling ash would set her house on fire.

Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) –
A popular Georgetown pizzeria run by aficionados of the Flying Burrito Brothers was put top of FEMA’s humanitarian aid delivery network as news of the protest broke today.

Florida Preacher Denies Exploiting Orlando Shootings to try and 'Cure' Homosexuals by Organising Donations of 'Heterosexual' blood for Injured. Claims Two Pints of 'Real American' Blood Will turn Recipient Straight.

Donald Trump was worth $79.26 in 2015 when accounting for all of his expenses and outstanding debts.

Realising they would have nothing to base any of their stories upon, The Mail has been forced to sensationally swap sides.

South Fork, MO—Cooter and Reeves had some city folks in town for the weekend, so they decided to round up the gang for the traditional Snipe Hunt initiation. As a result one person remains in cynical condition today after what many are calling a prank gone horribly hick. Snipe hunting enthusiasts insist tens of thousands of snipe hunting expeditions have…

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

Call Dr. Feelgood because this rock band is infectious!!

Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com)
Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of his most trusted supporter, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz while using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Josh Earnest, “This will prove once and for all that the President loves guns and hates Jews!”

The chase came to its final conclusion on Sunday when Rex, a Golden Retriever, caught his tail square in his mouth. It was then that Rex knew that nothing would ever be the same again. Speaking through our canine interpreter, Rex was a good boy and gave us an exclusive interview.

TOPEKA, Kansas (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - The Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church may be known as a hate group, indulging in high-profile pickets of gay and lesbian events and military funerals, but it also prides itself with its social and environmental advocacy. Buried in its controversial planned picket of funerals of the victims of…