London, England-(SatireWorld.com)
Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of the ‘understanding our guests’ program.

While we may be at a loss to explain what, precisely, "rape culture" is, that doesn't mean that we can’t get rid of it. Dandy Goat moral indignation correspondent Richard Omega interviewed Victoria N. Pedestal, author of "How to End Rape Culture in Six Steps," who explained just that.

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com)
The Lucky Dog Peanut Butter Corporation has been ordered by the US Food and Drug Administration to recall up to 2 million pounds of contaminated peanut butter, peanut butter by-products, and other snack foods shipped from their Chinese plants from 1999 through 2011 into the United States.

Walt Disney World,Fl – (SatireWorld.com)
It what was intended as a short break to justify his fund raising trips to New York and Detroit for high rollers in the Hollywood Industry, President Obama got more than he bargained for after being called out by a pair of conjoined twins working for minimum wage at the world famous theme park.

Palo Alto,CA - (satireworld.com)

The Internet is no stranger to NASA conspiracy theories. Most of them are so out of left field, they’re impossible to ignore. The latest is no exception, except if you believe in unicorns and pixie dust from Mars.

A state legislator from Denham Springs demonstrated Thursday just how little regard she has for the health and well-being of Louisiana’s children.

Boaz, AL – (SatireWorld.com)
It started out as a simple hunting trip to the Twin Falls hunting preserve in rural Alabama when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the camp area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against A&E cable channel where they claim A&E’s new reality TV show ‘Homo Hunting’ made their client into a homosexual because of A&E operating a fully gay hunting camp.

In what many agree may be too little too late, Gov. John Bel Edwards has signed a measure banning any and all memes containing characters from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants from being posted from any IP address within the state of Louisiana.

God is now communicating with a previously non-religious couple who would like to get married in a church. According to Gary Parker, this is a huge coincidence, and the timing has nothing to do with facilitating arrangements for their big day.

A prime example of a false equivalency appeared in my last article, which made me realize I haven’t done justice to this subject, or any other subject for that matter. False equivalencies are a prevalent tactic for the GOP. It’s the cognitive distortion of choice for a group who keeps trying to make the argument that they still…

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‘Doctors, scientists and researchers have this all wrong. AIDS is nothing to do with sharing needles, unprotected sex, or whatever, it’s about wearing good quality socks. If you wear pristine socks then you’re not going to get AIDS. Simple as that,’ said Noel in an exclusive interview with us.

‘Do you mean to tell me that our government is just wasting our money? I can’t believe that for one moment,’ said Elisa Fu, 23.

After having several demonstrations hounded out of towns and cities across England, Britain First has decided that some positive PR is in order. Their first move is a new name.

"The slow golfer guys in front have been making up stories about a Jurassic sized Gator slowing them down for years. It had to happen eventually."

SAN ANTONIO (The Barbed Wire) - While it could have been a catastrophe for the child, the recent encounter between a four-year old boy and a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe, which ended with the death of the gorilla, has zoos nationwide getting calls from parents asking if their young child could spend some quality one-on-one time with a gorilla.

American corporate media tired of humoring the American people with charade of democracy.

Rome Italy – (satireworld.com)

Dr. Icy Zambini a Professor of Ancient Roman Anthropology at the Italian and Roman School (IRS) has published a new monograph entitled “The Fall of the Western Roman Empire.”

The University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business is offering a new course this Fall: BUS 415: Concealing Your Psychopathic Identity: The Secret to Becoming a Master of the Universe by Adopting the Persona of an Empathic Individual.

Two movies titled Nothing But Trouble enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis, Rusty Elkins, Andrea Vickery, Zach Vickery and Robert Rau watch a Laurel and Hardy ditty and Dan Aykroyd’s only directorial effort to determine which should be called Nothing But Trouble.