With some avid points savers having thousands of Nectar points on their cards, they are now better off than ever thanks to Brexit.

Jimmy Pollsters, of Pollsters, Pollsters And Pollsters (Great Britain), who predicted a comfortable win for pollsters in the latest referendum, was unavailable for comment last night 'whilst his latest cheque was being cleared', his assistant told this newspaper.

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - Everyone knows that the role of the head of the monarchy is merely ceremonial and that the affairs of the government are run by duly-elected public officials. But amidst the shock brought about by the historic U.K. vote to leave the European Union (EU), Britain's Queen Elizabeth…

Two movies titled Gridlocked(k’d) enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch Tupac Shakur’s breakthrough performance and the Canadian record-holder for most bullets on screen to determine which film should be called "Gridlocked(k’d)."

Jeremy, Sunny, and Mike Honore pepper the show with Michael McDonald-esque interludes as they discuss how alleged criminals helped Baton Rouge make national news.

Turn up those headphones ’cause James is back in the Murder Shop for another in-person episode of Dorque. This week, the guys talk about games, cartoons, and attitude in the 90s.

Over four months of nearly nonstop exposure to state lawmakers proved to be simply too much for the Louisiana State Capitol to take, according to building experts.

This month, I’ve taken the time to come up with some topically relevant ways to stay cool. Hang in there, Shtickers, and we just might last long enough to get to our first hurricane.

A very confused Britain woke up Friday morning to news that it had actually voted itself out of the European Union.

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Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card.

To keep the playing field level, anyone who wants to purchase a firearm has to get a “Firearms Acquisition Permit.” If you need ammunition, you have to get an “Ammunition Acquisition Permit.” When you want to go hunting, you have to get an “Annual Hunting Permit.”

Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com)

President Donald Trump?

It could be in our very near future, but the best part is we’ll have a very attractive first lady who speaks four languages and has forged a successful career in the fashion industry as our First Lady.

Furthermore, foreign leaders will clamor for state visits by our President and his wife.

Britain Out Of Europe is turning to Star Trek in a final appeal to voters ahead of tonight's referendum.
One of the campaign's leading figures, John Redwood, will be dressed as a Vulcan when he hands out leaflets to members of the public in central London today.

Liberal V Delusional has always been a main theme here in ZanoLand. Instead of just covering known cognitive distortions and how they relate to today’s politics, I would like to submit my own term for beer review ….uh, peer review. I have already covered political propaganda for years, and yet I still have no idea why these techniques are so wildly effective…

by Will Durst.The NRA seems to think the best way to avoid school shootings is to ban schools. If the goal is to cause both sides of the political spectrum to quiver, twitch and shake like a raccoon clinging to the outside of a cement mixer speeding through a railroad yard, just casually throw out the term, [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

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After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate future.

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)
Lab grown artificial vaginas are a reality!
Scientists in Tijuana Mexico have patented the process where replacement vaginas can be grown in a petri dish in about 3 weeks. American and Mexican doctors and scientists carried out implant surgery four times between June 2005 and October 2008, reports the Tijuana Medical Journal.

What do you think? Should she just be given a community improvement award or does she deserve the key to the city?

As voting progressed, thousands of Leave voters took to social media to advise fellow Leavers to use a pen when they voted so that their ballot couldn’t be tampered with. The movement quickly drew derision from Remainers.

An Oxford vicar has lost his appeal in a recent unfair dismissal case. Vic Lord 61, was dismissed from his position at St. Mary's church in Oxford for his failure to attend a sermon - replacing himself with
a blow up doll.

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - As the United Kingdom concluded its referendum today on whether or not it should leave the European Union (EU), Philippine President Aquino has revealed his secret wish for his country to become an EU member. "It has been a long-time dream of mine," Aquino said, as he…