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Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch announced today that President Obama asked her to establish a Politically Correct, Protected Group, Identity Politics (PCPGIP) office within the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinterpret who is covered under the 1964 Civil Rights Law.

James swings by the Murder Shop for a little in-person Dorque-age. The guys get caught up on nerd news and then spend a lot of time talking about mermaids and other fairy tale creatures.

Jeremy and Sunny chat about Disney World’s hometown’s really bad week, a fired deputy, and a congressman’s inadvertent broadcast of a private meeting.

A Baton Rouge man who has never bothered to investigate local events is notorious for complaining about the lack of area entertainment to attend and participate in.

The prospect of a Zika virus pandemic has a lot of people worried. That’s why we’re offering five simple steps you can take to avoid contracting Zika.

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has fired all of his paid campaign employees and replaced them with much cheaper Chinese labor.

The cash money preacher network is giving back to it's own less fortunate!

With just days to go before the world’s biggest sewer opens, revellers have been told to get completely off their nuts if they plan to have fun.

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The world’s murder statistics are very scary and the highest percentages are in countries most Americans visit regularly. The latest information from the World Health Organization give the murder statistics for the entire world for the past year.

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A bomb has gone off in the DNC schmatta closet this weekend as presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton stepped out in her latest frock horror, a natty Oscar de la Rent Boy two-piece from the designer’s Summer 2016 Shortarse Collection.

Polish soccer hooligans who had travelled to France for the Euro 2016 championship tried in vain to start a massive brawl before their team’s match against Ukraine, only to learn that they opposing team's supporters were not present because the Poles were in the wrong city altogether.

"She be no Tarzan. Tarzan would be all like 'come here and wrestle, man'. Jeez." Kent Rugby, Tarzan's Everywhere CEO

"We're gonna making sure those lovable, loose-cannon Trump-lovers show up in king-size White voting gangs to get Trump to wherever the gosh-darn president lives in Columbia," explained Palin.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said today that the U.S. Supreme Court should be abolished because of its dismal record in protecting the rights of American citizens. Trump issued the statement after SCOTUS refused to take up the challenge to existing laws in New York and Connecticut…

Brexit
Process of spending lots of time and money on politicians renegotiating the UK's relationship with the EU.

Cleveland, OH—High school sophomore, Josh Milgram, drank three Mad Dog 20/20s during a class field trip and decided he wanted to walk along the railing at the Cleveland Zoo’s seal enclosure. Within a few yards he fell face first onto some rocks, directly amongst a family of ravenous seals. Mr. Milgram brandished his corn dog and began making…

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Totaly Real News unveils a hard hitting story about Obama and Fox News.

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The Obama administration via ObamaCare will now be providing ObamaToys to adult Americans. The president caved to a “very, very, very small” lobbying group involved with both heterosexuals and homosexuals having an identity crisis of political expression.

The ban, along with a total ban on migration, is part of Nigel’s plan to reduce Britain’s population to him and his mates so that it’s quicker to get served in the pub.