The change will be enforced by the Country’s United Naming Trust, one international body that even Britain can’t leave.

"Fox News has real journalists, and is not a propaganda network that incessantly disseminates right-wing talking points. Our team wants to give Americans the most fair and balanced debate between presidential candidates in the history America," declared Fox News CEO Roger Ailes.

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Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced that he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not my party anymore, and I’ll cry if I want to!” “Hell, I was a totally faithful Republican for decades,” he said. “I stayed through the absolute disaster that...

Republican senator Dalton Holms has long defended his stance that homosexuality is a choice but now...

The move came during an attempted coup on the Labour leader in which over half the shadow cabinet stepped down in protest at Corbyn’s leadership.

The petition has already been signed by over 200,000 England fans who are worried about what will become of England and the Euro 2016 competition without them in it.

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) - Visiting card-carrying NRA members and other gun owners are always welcome in paradise, but they have to leave their weapons at the airport upon arrival in Hawaii. Hawaii's strict gun laws do not recognize concealed carry permits issued by other states. Acquiring a firearm in Hawaii requires a…

What started out as a joke at the El Cortez Casino has turned into a huge success for larger casinos including the Wynn and Caesars’s Palace.

House Republicans introduced a bill on Capitol Hill this morning that would overturn the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has been rushed to hospital with multiple stab wounds to the back after a frenzied attack took place just hours ago.

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Men who pretend they are women, and women who pretend they are men, will be able to serve openly in America’s military services as early as next week.

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Surprising many Britons who felt secure in voting to stay within the EU, the bitter vote to leave has left millions in a state of shock. None more so than the avid fans of cable TV’s popular ‘Game of Thrones’

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The almost perfectly intact body of Count Dracula III was found in a lead lined coffin at the back of a cave located near a small Romanian village.
Two teenagers said they were in the cave exploring when they noticed the coffin, which was taken to the local mortuary and opened. The coroner found only a single mark on a body dressed in dark clothes and wearing a long cape. It was a puncture wound above the heart. Blood was then drawn for a DNA sample.

Can you trust a bureau from the government? One man suspects not.

“I know this is important, because Brexit is the most important meal of the day,” said Brittany Jessup, a junior in public policy at NYU, making a cute frown that caused a little vertical line between her impeccably groomed eyebrows. “And I like English Brexit, because they always have a lot of bacon and stuff. But Brunch is better, because of the mimosas.”

In a wide ranging set of proposals the BMA has outlined several initiatives that will alleviate the workload on doctors. 'Patients should be able to self certify themselves indefinitely

Buckingham Palace—CEO of the Daily Discord, Pierce Winslow, is “as surprised as anyone” after learning he was able to purchase jolly old England for just under the estimated worth of the Daily Discord.com. Winslow told reporters today, “I actually took a page from Zano, I know, weird. We need to know the conservative position on everything so we can adopt the…

Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany & Company in New York, who leaked confidential information to our investigative reporter. It appears that Melania Trump has sent sketches and photos of crowns from royalty...