“The quantity of wood I chuck is my own damn business,” snorted Dubois. “This is racism pure and simple. Nobody’s asking Obama how many goddamned pieces of wood he chucked, or whether he could chuck them in the first place.”

Two movies named "Bad Boys" enter. Only one will leave as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch both the 1983 “Scared Straight” drama starring Sean Penn, along with the 1995 Will Smith/Martin Lawrence supercop extravaganza, to determine which one is really about Bad Boys.

Metro Councilman John Delgado and blogger Lamar White join Jeremy White for an all-politics episode in the immediate aftermath of the special legislative session.

We feel obligated to laud an intrepid local reporter and his recent brave actions to stand up for his right — and the right of countless other journalists — to freely contribute to the decline of his profession without unlawful persecution from police.

The Republican National Committee is taking a page out of the WWE’s playbook and will install a giant steel cage at the political party’s convention this summer in Cleveland, RNC officials have said.

PYONGYANG -- Interest in the size of North Korea’s nuclear arsenal is growing after the regime’s state-run news agency released a video on Tuesday showing leader Kim Jong Un playing with a tiny missile purportedly fitted with a miniature nuclear tip.

For months, the rival offices have been unable to talk to one another, with a large partition separating what was originally designed to be one large campaign centre.

Chicago, Il—Jerry Springer’s publicist, Linda Shafran, is refuting a recent Daily Discord feature. She claims her client was on business in California on March 11th and not, as The Discord feature suggests, in attendance at the infamous Chicago Trump rally. She also added the person in the above image “only looks a tiny bit like Jerry.” The Discord staff…

Republicans in the debate presented just rancor and hate. No policy goals to take to the polls, it’s left just a menacing slate. Trump’s narcissism is no surprise, but that’s where the true danger lies. He has the belief as Comander-in-chief the law to him never applies.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outgoing U.S. president Barack Obama will attempt to bring the nation together with a unifying messag…

MANHATTAN (The Barbed Wire) - No one really knows why North Korea's Kim Jong-un does the things he does, but the latest bluster coming from the dictator, and international spokesman for Supercuts, has security experts scratching their heads. For some reason, North Korea has it in for Manhattan, Kansas.

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Still no word back from Yo Sushi about your idea to have the customers revolve on a conveyor belt while lifting food off the stationary plates. You begin to wonder if they really want to stand out in the crowded raw fish marketplace.

Trump Tower—The Donald told reporters today the events at last night’s Trump rally in Chicago were planned and coordinated attacks. He believes they were not, as Hillary Clinton maintains, a spontaneous demonstration carried out by random progressive protestors. Trump believes this attack was anything but random. Trump told reporters, “Chicago has become a vacuum of power under the Obama…

Did you know William Faulkner wrote a novel based on Donald Trump? Well, our intrepid writer dug it up, and here’s an exclusive excerpt, just for Humor Times readers! By Richard Klin I smell hit I smell hit right away. The cheap cologne and you could smell hit all the way from Memphis and it...

The world was thrown into chaos on Monday as the biggest autocorect providers were shut down in an aparent attack by hackers.

"Now let's get back to how all of your problems are the fault of the poor and brown people, and not super-rich predators like me robbing you blind every single day of your miserable hate-driven lives," explained Trump to a cheering crowd.

"We were just trying to set a new world record for most digits calculated. We had no idea it would run out. Honestly!"

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Luxembourg may be the only country in the world where the prime minister and vice prime minister are both gay men, but that record could soon be eclipsed by the Philippines where two women may be elected president and vice president in the coming May 9 elections. Luxembourg's…

Queen Elizabeth, was well as other key members of the royal family, have often been referred to as ‘apolitical’ – at least publicly. Yet this is the biggest indicator yet that the Queen favours the right-wing of the political animal, as it were.

"Oh not another dancing banana and dancing strawberry again." Jessie Krufts, Food Critic