Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com)

Ten year old Billy McIntyre has something to show off at his school’s Friday Show ‘n Tell after discovering a 5lb gold nugget lodged in a sunken tree stump in rural Blountstown, Florida.

'I heard the equipment turn on and immediately saw Brown's feet creeping towards the cubicle door. I could tell they were his feet because he was wearing purple snakeskin shoes that were slightly pixellated.

Trump Tower—A suspicious piece of mail arrived at Donald Trump’s son’s apartment yesterday. The mail contained an as yet identified substance referred to by republicans as Benghazite. A few hours ago the actress from those Progressive commercials, Flo, was bodily dragged from her home in TV land. Donald Trump is calling Flo a “person of interest in the case,” but …

Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have disappeared, according to reports. The bizarre story behind their disappearance was revealed in an exclusive scoop from an anonymous source: In a secret meeting in Moscow...

The New York Yankees have re-signed Jordan Cooper, 12, to a one year deal. The announcement of Cooper's extension came one day after the expiration of the young cancer patient's original one-day contract Saturday.

FORT SCOTT, KANSAS — Drake LaRoche was told by his middle school principal today that he will be expelled from school if…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The worldwide Internet hacker group Anonymous recently announced it was waging an all-out war against Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his racist and fascist statements on the campaign trail. The hacktivist group released Trump's social security number and his telephone number, encouraging people to do…

This morning, IDS went about the heart-wrenching task of removing David Cameron from his life by removing all social media links between the pair (blocking him on Twitter) as well as posting the ‘Best of Phil Collins’ CD the Prime Minister had lent him through the letterbox of 10 Downing Street.

New York City, NY - (SatireWorld.com)
Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam, was recently named Grand Marshall for the 2016 New York City “Eat a Turd for Mohammed Day” Parade.

The Parade, which will cover the same distance and route as the more famous Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, is expected to be viewed by hundreds (and to disrupt New York City traffic for hours).

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Shaking your manly drain tube could literally become a crime under newly proposed federal legislation, which would give the Federal Trade Commission power to regulate post urination penis shaking at public urinals.

"Protesters at my rallies will be wrapped in 'Trump Safety Flags.' These flags give them my personal promise of protection from my enthusiastic supporters, and a guarantee they will be escorted out of my rallies unharmed," explained Trump.

Scientists in Stevenage were celebrating last night after developing a formula that provides a ‘perfect Daily Mail reader comment’, guaranteeing the optimum number of green arrows regardless of the article topic in question.

“I am so embarrassed about this. Those tattoos on my shoulder are Henna, mom. Honest!”

Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had been advised by his physician, Dr. Harvey Finkelstein, that he should discontinue his bid for the White House due to a rare skin condition he developed...

‘Hey, if Marco is looking for work then I’d be happy to employ him as a bellboy at Trump Plaza. Normally I don’t employ losers – but I feel bad about how badly I beat him. I mean, wow, what a thrashing I gave him,’ stated Trump, after Rubio stepped out of the race.

"We urge Bernie Sanders to stop clinging to his un-American beliefs in representative democracy and voting rights. He must concede.."

Washington AC/DC – (Satireworld)

Code breakers gathering for the FBI’s annual cryptology beano this weekend are miffed at the introduction of intrusive ‘cavity’ searches amid mounting speculation that a Bob Hanssen-style communist sympathizer may have infiltrated the Bureau’s legendary decryption division.

Knick and James spend a little time talking about how to pee, then a lot of time talking about Knick’s balls.

Two movies named Gladiator enter, only one will leave (with its name) as Herman Davis, Charles Warren, Nick Gariano, Eric McCauley, and Robert Rau watch both the one you’ve heard of and the Cuba Gooding Jr. underground boxing movie.

Sunny Weathers shares with Brian Haldane and Jeremy White his beautiful dream of owning a chain of very specialized gas stations.