HONOLULU, Hawaii  (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) - Presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump today trashed the Texas-based musical group Dixie Chicks and called the ladies "chicken." The trio opened their DCX MMXVI World Tour in Cincinnati yesterday by performing their 1999 hit "Goodbye Earl" against a backdrop showing Trump with devil horns, mustache and beard. These…

"I asked to speak to Donald Trump so he could tell me why he took all my money, and I was told it would cost $50,000 to transfer me," Mr. Ford told Mrs. Rodgers.

Vardy lookalike Lee Chapman was in London visiting friends when a team official pulled up alongside him and invited him to visit Emirates Stadium. Thinking it was a joke, Chapman acquiesced to the offer.

Buildings were destroyed and hundreds of thousands of people declared missing presumed dead after what is being dubbed as the biggest ‘catasstrophe’ of the 21st century.

Supporters of presidential candidate Donald Trump are again being criticized for their violent behavior, this time outside a rally where they allegedly threw themselves into the defensively clenched fists and protectively outstretched feet of young demonstrators.

‘Mr Johnson only has a very small amount of actual brain tissue. The tissue seemed to be covered in a cluster of testicles. It was densely packed but one had broken off and shifted to the far-right. We decided to operate and remove the testis. You can only imagine our surprise when we ran a DNA analysis and discovered it to be Hitler’s missing testicle.’

Fletcher, 57, made the switch from his Volvo to a smart car after his reputation for being hung like a horse made its way around town.

The man tasked with reducing the costs of the HS2 high speed rail link to the North has backed a plan to move Manchester to Hertfordshire as the cheapest way of delivering rail connection to the North. Sir Jeremy Heywood noted that the cost of HS2 was largely due to the amount of land that...

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There are plenty of magazines featuring stories like: “What He Isn’t Telling You” and “How to Tell if Your Man Is Cheating.” But these days, what you really need to know are...

Comedian Evan Rabalais spends a little time with Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White for some Monday morning quarterbacking about gorilla boy’s mom and callous speculation as to how much she really loves her son.

With flaming non-toxic safety torches in their hands and their pockets stuffed with fun, healthy snacks, a mob of perfect mothers have laid siege to the home of the Cincinnati zoo mom.

Everything has a moment at which it is first available. The question is, when is it OK to talk freely about it and to assume that everyone who is going to see it has seen it?

A Baton Rouge personal injury lawyer known for extensively advertising his firm has created an innovative way to obnoxiously shove his logo into the faces of thousands of commuters.

President Barack Obama has shocked the world by declaring that he won’t leave the White House at the end of his ‘final’ presidential term.

Police arrived at the scene after receiving reports of a pungent aroma coming from Mr Gerkin’s abode.

The light bulbs use a newly invented compound called bullesium which allows the bulbs to illuminate a room faster and brighter than any previous energy saver.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump is running low on funds and is afraid he won't be able to sustain an effective campaign against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. The Trump campaign has alerted the Republican brass that he will have to be more dependent on the GOP for money…

Members of the New York Times editorial board have penned an unprecedented 1500-word piece they believe will derail Donald Trump’s presidential ambitions, as revealed during an interview the newspaper’s editors granted to the Dandy Goat.

The hairy personality, real name Scott Howard, is reported to be drinking a keg of beer a day and has ballooned in weight. His once shiny coat is now matted and patchy with mange.