Pundits were wrongfooted when the England squad for Euro 2016 was presented to the press, because nobody had predicted the inclusion of Adebayo Akinfenwa, formerly with AFC Wimbledon. Akinfenwa, whose 101st minute penalty gave Wimbledon a 2-0 victory in the play-off final v Plymouth, smiled broadly as FA officials tried to find a suit to...
When she first came around, I was vaguely attracted to her, I don’t know why. Actually, I do know why: she had long red hair, and I’m a sucker for that stuff. Other than that, not really my type. Too thin. She was also a bit nutty, but that never stopped me before.Anyway, a friend…
“I used the bankruptcy law and did a tremendous thing — all the top people agree,” says Trump. Bernie Sanders’ recently challenged Donald Trump to a televised debate, and Trump initially accepted. Appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Live talk show, Trump said that it would be “fun to smash that old Jew in the mouth...
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 17)
You are right to mistrust your instincts at times, however you are wrong to mistrust them all the while this month. Whilst it is true that the accuracy of your instinct will be down to about 5% at times this June, it will also rise to 22.76% for a while, which is approaching best ever territory.
You are right to mistrust your instincts at times, however you are wrong to mistrust them all the while this month. Whilst it is true that the accuracy of your instinct will be down to about 5% at times this June, it will also rise to 22.76% for a while, which is approaching best ever territory.
Calcutta, India - (satireworld.com)
Polo, India’s only 500 pound female silverback gorilla, is looking for some love. Despite an eight-year search for a mate, Polo remains a very lonely bachelorette. Finally, her Calcutta zoo keepers made one final worldwide plea to find her a suitable sexual mate before her depression worsens.
Polo, India’s only 500 pound female silverback gorilla, is looking for some love. Despite an eight-year search for a mate, Polo remains a very lonely bachelorette. Finally, her Calcutta zoo keepers made one final worldwide plea to find her a suitable sexual mate before her depression worsens.
The complaint was made by a liberal group who organised an online petition on the matter. This marks the first time an online petition has ever been successful.
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - A lawyer for the family of Harambe, the 400-pound gorilla shot dead in a Cincinnati zoo says that a lawsuit is being readied in South Africa against zoo officials. Harambe was shot early this week to save the life of a four-year-old boy who climbed through the…
Some people argue that, if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States, he would usher in the end of the American experiment; he would destroy the republic we hold so dear.Some people argue that, if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States, he would usher in the end of the American experiment; he would destroy the republic we hold so dear. Perhaps. But, even if that does come to pass, I would argue America was destroyed by the most truly American of all the chief executives who have held the highest office in the land.
'Soon they'd learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world's most efficient railway - but then they got bored'.
Shady Acres Retirement Home—Dr. Henry Heimlich was in the news earlier this week after saving a fellow retirement home tenant from choking. More details of the incident are emerging that throw the famous anti-choke artist into a decidedly different light. According to witnesses, before Mr. Heimlich was able to eject the goods, a Lemony Snicket-like series of…
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Cincinnati, OH –
While millions of Americans paid their respects to the countless numbers of fallen heroes who gave all to protect our country and way of life, people devastated by the death of Harambe the Gorilla gathered at the Cincinnati Zoo to mourn after zoo authorities killed the animal when a child fell into the enclosure.
While millions of Americans paid their respects to the countless numbers of fallen heroes who gave all to protect our country and way of life, people devastated by the death of Harambe the Gorilla gathered at the Cincinnati Zoo to mourn after zoo authorities killed the animal when a child fell into the enclosure.
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