Not much is known of the new candidate, but members of the Parliamentary Labour Party are said to be immensely impressed with her political ideology as well as her charisma and leadership ability.

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - The U.K.-based pharmaceutical giant, GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) -- the world's fifth largest -- announced today that it has developed the most powerful weight loss pill ever. GSK expects to start marketing the new drug in the next few weeks, starting in Europe. The new drug, called Brexit, is…

Does 'Leave' Campaign Have Contingency Plans to Launch Military Coup in Event of 'Remain' Victory in EU Referendum? Sensational Claims that Farage and Other Brexit Leaders Plotting to Seize Power!

The Arlington cat show and 4-paws expo has drawn attention by the EPA this week...

The decision was made as part of a campaign to lower suicide rates in North Korea, who currently have the second highest suicide rates in the world. Anyone who attempts suicide, and fails, will now face an embarrassing and painful death on North Korean television.

The vote came as part of a snap referendum to help take Brits’ minds off the absolute political chaos going on in Westminster, where headless chickens and politicians are virtual indistinguishable.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - In no time, both presidential candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will be announcing their vice presidential running mates. Clinton has been rumored lately to be gravitating towards Senator Elizabeth Warren who has been seen campaigning with the former Secretary of State. As for Trump, it…

OTTAWA, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Two of the world's best-looking and sexiest heads of state did what wasn't expected of them while in Ottawa, Canada.  They stripped down to their shorts. Yes, we're talking about Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Mexican President Jose Peña Nieto. But no worries, it's not what you're…

New York, NY - (Satireworld.com)
“Just ONE thing? Must have been a lousy lawyer – or numerically dyslectic!” That’s an investigator’s considered opinion about recent headlines describing how former Clinton White House deputy legal counsel and ex-Rose Law partner Vince Foster was discovered RIP at a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, parking lot in a classic, two-bullet rat shot suicide in July 93. He was 69.

Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were "terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract" and they outlined their proposals.

"We intend to package up the various parts of the EU. For example there will be the free trade package, the freedom of movement package and the monetary unification package. Governments can elect to buy into any or all packages," he said, before confirming that "BT still has the European sport package, but we're work

Flagstaff, AZ—Maloney’s Pub, located in historic downtown Flagstaff, has been a local favorite for many NAU college students unfamiliar with the taste of good beer. The origins of the smell—which patrons describe as a stale uriney, frat-style vomit—remained a mystery, until now… ISIS marketing coordinator Abdul Abdul Abdullah explains, “Radicalized odors are all part of…

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

"Tiger, you say there's a man trapped down by the boat yard? He's being held by Russians and only has an hour to live? OK, lead on little man. I'll be right behind you." Kent Rugby, Tarzan's Everywhere CEO

Trump stood on a raised platform with four lights beaming behind him. During his speech he turned to them and addressed them.

For years because of the horrible dangers of his mines no immigrant workers dared to venture into West Virginia because they heard tales of “Don The Bear Man”...

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com)

Senator Elizabeth Warren was paid a high honor when presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton vowed to place Warren's facial image on a new US twenty-five-cent piece. “After all, Elizabeth is part Cherokee Indian and deserves all due respect as a fellow minority,” said Clinton as she addressed a gathering of retired Buffalo soldiers in Fort Riley, Kansas.

Des Moines, IA – (satireworld.com)
The late rock star Prince must be spinning in his grave as yet another person has entered the inheritance sweepstakes. Raymond Jones, known as Ray-Ray to his friends, entered a petition to the Court siting Prince as his father and claiming a sizable chunk of the $300 million dollar estate left by the late singer.

Stockholm, Sweden – (SatireWorld.com)
Ivana Phuque, the Swedish Speed Skater who won multiple gold medals at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games, is pleased to announce that her brother, Richard “Dick” Phuque is engaged. Dick Phuque will soon marry American gymnast Nastia Liukin, making her Mrs. Nastia Phuque.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - It's that time of the year again when the Philippines chooses its representatives to various international beauty pageants.   As one can imagine, there is so much excitement following recent victories by Filipinas in bringing home prestigious titles like Miss Universe, Miss World and Miss International, among many others.…

Watts was convicted after the jury found him guilty of forcing people to watch him vape as well as talking incessantly about his ‘hobby’. He will serve a six month sentence for the heinous crime.