The Smith family from Ipswich have beaten the world I-Spy record by 3 minutes while waiting in Dover to get through customs in France.

Dark Titan of Terror, the King of Conquest, the Sultan of Severe
Headaches – few epithets of evil and despair haven’t been attached to this legendary ruler.

Matilda, the popular tricerabot, has alleged that Sir Killalot would consistently chase her from behind and poke his lance right up her recharge socket against her wishes. She also claims she told the BBC of the incidents and was roundly ignored every time.

Peoria, IL -0 (satireworld.com)
An Illinois couple says they got a huge surprise after a burger run to their local McDonald’s.

Debbie and Hans Mirth ordered a double cheeseburger at the Golden Arches drive-thru. After returning home and unwrapping the meal, they discovered it contained real meat, Mirth told a reporter from local NBC affiliate WXCR

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com)

When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-mustache.
But she cheated!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!

The student, James Whatley, had been steadily building the pile of dirty dishes over the course of many months.

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Sources close to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have confirmed to The Adobo Chronicles that the chosen theme for this year's convention is "Vote Your Conscience." The theme reinforces the idea that it is "unconscionable" for any American to vote for Donald Trump. And what better person to expound on…

iami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
Ex-DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican party is trying to disenfranchise and “suppress” the votes of minorities and other groups in the Democratic voting bloc by enacting laws requiring a valid I.D. at polls.

Attendees of the first annual Bully Con convention in San Diego this weekend took in over 2 million dollars, organizers report.

Blondes still have more fun, but their advantage has eroded significantly in recent years, say scientists at Stockholm University in Sweden. Sweden's parliament, the Riksdag, is considering what action to take.

With tensions on the grid rising, with just an hour to go before the race starts, Button can be seen with a cigarette in each hand, getting in his much needed dose of nicotine before the race.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - A little less than a year ago, while campaigning for a Senate seat in the Philippines, boxing icon Manny Pacquiao said he will give his full focus and will not be absent should he win in the 2016 elections. ''Kaya po ako natagalan magdesisyon is because of that. Kapag…

ORLANDO, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - It didn't take very long for Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump to launch his attack on Tim Kaine, who has just been named Hillary Clinton's vice presidential running mate. "Contrary to Mrs. Clinton's meme of 'moving forward,' her VP choice represents a step backward," Trump said.  And he…

Sam Allardyce has been relieved of his duties with immediate effect after being unceremoniously dumped out of the World Cup, held in Russia. Pundits described Allardyce as being tactically naive and lacking a plan B, and for that matter a plan A. Work has begun on finding a new England manager for the 2020 European...

  If an election lasts more than four more months, seek immediate political assistance.

Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting for a guy who has no experience in government, but makes big money in his specialty, building bankruptcies. “I know how to game the system...

Hilda Hitler will make sure that no one bothers Casey while she stays at her Bravarian chateau.
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com)
Hilda Hitler is in the news again after a well publicized offer to recently acquitted child murderer Casey Anthony. Hitler has offered the 24 yerar old Anthony a place to stay high in the Bavarian mountains away from media and curiosity seekers.

Mario Kart GO plays very similarly to its Pokemon GO counterpart: players could drive through areas whilst looking at their phones and race. Races weren’t determined by speed but by how many power-ups a player could collect throughout the race period.

Somewhere Out In TV Land – (satireworld.com)

Progressive Insurance….Who are they? You’ve seen and probably smiled at the clever Progressive Insurance TV commercials with bubble-headed Flo smiling away at the camera. Well, as Paul Harvey would say, “You’re about to learn the rest of the story”.