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Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an “anti-pornography” amendment censoring well-known images of Mrs Melania Trump.  As Donald Trump’s third wife, Mrs Trump is of course also America’s presumptive First-Lady-in-Waiting. However, old photographs...

A local police officer recently got into a lot of hot water following a video recording of his violent exploits like smashing a minor’s face...

The Ministry For Running About is a new ministry that aims to encourage people to get out on the streets and run more. Theresa May could think of no-one better to lead it than Stephen Hawking, despite the fact he is not an MP.

If Jeremy Corbyn is the answer, what, in God's name, was the question? Can the Labour party muster sufficient momentum to oust Corbyn and his entryist supporters and take the party back for real Labour voters?

Pokemon GO, which hasn’t even been officially released yet in the UK, has seen the number of Gastly attacks rise sharply. Many are now wondering what the result of the hard launch will be.

There’s No Public Transit In His Town And He Has No Car!

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President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having illicit sex in the Oval Office with an employed intern half his age! The resulting scandal was referred to as simply ‘Zippergate.’

"His own legs are probably insured for $30 million a piece, he's right to take no chances." Jessie Krufts, Sport Lawyer

Concerns have been raised that the UK’s Prime-Minister-elect has been the target of a prank involving magic mushrooms, a kaleidoscope and some ‘dubious’ cheese. Clearly under the influence of hallucinogens, a reeling Mrs May, spouted a range of dubious promises - such as competence, ethics and a free trip to Legoland.

Newark, NJ—Botanist Dr. Sterling Hogbein, of the Hogbein Institute & Grill, has announced his discovery today regarding the origins of presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump’s hair. Dr. Hogbein believes the hair follicles are actually a form of aquatic plant life in the anemone family. Dr. Hogbein explains, “I have strong evidence that Mr. Trump’s hair is in fact a…

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The world has been shocked to learn that the Pokemon Go craze sweeping the collective minds and hearts of people everywhere has less than fun loving intentions behind it.

In what’s being called “the biggest gaffe since he referred to German chancellor Angela Merkel as ‘Mr. Merkel, sir,’” President Obama began to read the wrong speech in Dallas on Tuesday at a memorial for five officers who were killed in last week's attack.

Pokémon enthusiast and mother Jill Cakewalker, 36, says that she was “astounded” after Pokémon Go led her to an alley miles from home where she found her own children -- whom she had forgotten to feed for a full three days after becoming obsessed with the hit game over the weekend.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Newly-installed Philippine Senator Manny Pacquiao regrets having been elected by 16 million Filipinos and wants to return to his boxing career as early as this fall. The Philippines Daily Inquirer is reporting that Top Rank CEO Bob Arum told Boxingscene.com that Pacquiao is looking for another opponent for a possible…

Two movies titled House enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch the 1986 horror film and the 1977 “it’s gotta be horror film because what else could it be” Japanese import to determine which film should be called House.

Knick and James get together to talk about Battlebots, courtroom dramas, robot buddies, and their dreams. There is also a brief discussion about Oedipal issues.

Doctors say a Houston man is lucky to be alive after overwhelming his brain by concurrently being a supporter of the police and a critic of police brutality.

A Baton Rouge pastor is ruffling some feathers among her flock by responding to their petitions for prayer for ill friends and relatives with a slogan frequently used to counter the civil rights refrain “black lives matter.”