Visitors to the amusement park were horrified as dozens of hijacked drones began to suicide dive into several of the miniature features in London – Buckingham Palace, the London Eye, Big Ben, the House of Parliament, and the London Buttplug/Gherkin were all destroyed.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US has suffered natural disasters such as tornadoes, hurricanes, brush fires, forest fires, floods and earthquakes. Some insurance companies refer to these events as acts of “God” in order to avoid damage payments to their customers when such an event happens. Others increase premiums to cover such acts of “God!”

He was last seen in July 1987. After spending the morning cutting the grass and clearing out the side way, he took the rubbish to the local dump where it is believed he fell in.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Reacting to a Democratic National Convention speech by a Muslim American father who lost his son in the service of the U.S. military, conservative author Ann Coulter recently tweeted: Well today, Coulter was sued in a New York district court not by the father, Khizr Khan,…

Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)

The two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of the Evergreen Golf Course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

A teenage girl has been traumatized and embarrassed for the last time and refuses to let her parents ruin her life anymore

Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com)
Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).

The best defense against the Doomsword is five miles of distance between you and the Doomsword.

A stickler for the correct use of grammar, English teacher Samantha was aghast when she saw the Bill Withers classic “Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone” as Steve’s choice for Monday accompanied by the words ‘Samantha – this is how I feel every time you walk out the door’.

Washington, DC—The head of the Libertarian Party, Gary Johnson, is suggesting one more combined convention to kind of “clear the air a bit” and settle some important scores. “I think it’s really important to allow people to vent,” said Johnson. “When we had a disagreement back in the day, my father used to just let…

The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper off Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena. Life in America today is dark, dangerous, dismal, dystopian, full of doom and the only light on the horizon is coming from...

Hillary Clinton has declared herself the progressive Presidential candidate and gone on record to promise that she will only eat a few human souls if she is elected President.

Downing Street, London, The Seat of Empire – (SatireWorld.com)

The silence in Whitehall is deafening tonight as diplomatic staff recoil in horror at events in 2013 when a ‘totally nekkid’ former US Secretary of Snakes Hillary Clinton fatally shot then Home Secretary Theresa May’s ten month-old pet Schnauzer Prokofiev following a crack smoking session with ex-UK Premier Dave Cameron.

The box-set will consist of TWENTY-SEVEN CDs, DVDs and Blu-Rays – all focusing on a marathon David Gilmour-led session. The entire band, as well as studio technicians, were tripping balls on acid and ended up producing a SEVEN hour jam that has been entitled ‘The Eternal Engagement’.

The second coming of Christ was delayed indefinitely Friday when 11 year-old Mary Ashley Siler of Belmont, Missouri miscarried the baby Jesus in a Morning Creek Middle School restroom stall.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - TNA projects Donald Trump will win the 2016 election and be the next President of the United States of America with 0% of voting districts reporting in all 50 states. Trump has won all of the battleground states and some formerly reliable Democratic states.

UNKNOWN – A cell phone video has surfaced showing an unknown man casually ordering his meal at a Taco Bell drive-thru while, at the same time, he records two young ladies taking it to the ground in the parking lot. And the man keeps his concentration like a boss! Who says men can’t multitask?

For your viewing pleasure, the video is provided below.

Philadelphia PA – (satireworld.com)
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has claimed that their confidential files were hacked of very incriminating emails about dirty tricks (shades of Republican President Richard Nixon). These shenanigans were for rigging the Democratic primary elections against Hillary Clinton’s socialist challenger Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). The DNC then made DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz the scapegoat.

Someone with a name remarkably similar to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s has formed a political action committee named “HackPAC” with the purported aim of supporting Donald Trump’s presidential bid.

A Prairieville man is composing a rambling, incoherent proclamation explaining how the country needs to protect itself from people who publish rambling, incoherent proclamations about their beliefs.