Benton, AR – (satireworld.com)
According to “after action” reports Hillary left Iowa earlier than planned after attempts to show the former First Lady as ‘a regular old grandma” went horribly wrong leading to since scrubbed footage of Hillary deluged with Wal Mart shoppers previously seen world wide on U-Tube videos poking fun at outrageously dressed, grossly over weight, and cross dressing toothless zombies stalking the aisles of the discount stores!

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - What is it with the political campaigns making serious gaffes with their chosen logos? First, the Trump-Pence campaign revealed their T-P campaign logo, only to pull it after criticism that it looked like a cork screw. Now, the Hillary Clinton-Tim Kaine campaign logo (see photo) is…

In 1555, a French Renaissance occultist and seer, the famous Nostradamus predicted entertainer Michael Jackson's death hundreds of years into the future with uncanny accuracy. Noe read the actual verse yourself!

"Ice cream for the lizard thingie. Do they even eat ice cream? Let him try some he's been through enough already." Jimmy Popper, Animals Correspondent (Desert Animals) , CNN

The red-faced PM held a press conference earlier this morning to announce that, due to contract error, Britain has spent a huge fee on Trident chewing gum rather than the Trident defense system it had intended to spend the money on.

With temperatures reaching 95F in some parts of the country, people are turning to desperate measures to stay cool in the blistering heat. But Kevin Prichard, 25, may have gone further than anyone after finding himself unable to sleep due to the humid conditions.

A Norfolk woman is fighting for her dignity this afternoon after a ‘blowout’ in her left Flip Flop trapped her in a Tesco car park for 15 minutes. CCTV footage reveals Cath Tucker’s left footpiece suffering a catastrophic failure just seconds after the 32 year old exited the store, forcing her to drag her carrier bags filled with groceries and...

Cleveland, OH—Melania Trump attempted to explain allegations that parts of her speech at the RNC convention was plagiarized from an earlier Michelle Obama speech. Mrs. Trump told the press, “I am willing to look at what happened, because the unexamined life is not worth living.” She then went on to say, “The only thing to fear about plagiarism…

The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself of shoplifting most of His ideas from Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf. On Monday, His wife Melania was accused of plagiarizing her speech from Michelle Obama. On Tuesday...

Olympic City
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – (SatireWorld.com)
The Brazilian Olympic Committee vows never to use scientist Stephen Hawkins again to promote the Olympics, especially what just happened prior to the 2016 Summer Games scheduled for Rio.

"A bottom on the ground twerk? Hmm. That furry kid will go far." Jessie Krufts, Talent Scout

The Deakins family vacation this year was more of a triumph over struggle than the relaxing trip to the beach it was planned to be...

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)
The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its second Zombie Alert for the Philadelphia area, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout.

The most famous orators in history..........Let's start with Democrats!

Indeed it was a tumultuous speech from Cruz, who noticeably declined to endorse Donald Trump as next President of America.

Cleveland, OH – (satireworld.com)
Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch the focus away from Crooked Hillary.

"The most likely explanation is that Michelle Obama invented a time machine went forward in time and copied Melania's speech." Jessie Krufts, Republican Campaigner

Did Her Majesty The Queen lead English football hooligans against Russian thugs at Euro 2016? Extraordinary allegations as top hooligan claims armour clad Jeremy Corbyn rallied English hooligans in Marseilles.

EDITORIAL Today, The Adobo Chronicles is pleased and honored to announce that we have decided to endorse Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States. While we normally do not engage in partisan politics in order to maintain our fairness and objectivity as a news organization, we are making this exception, just this time.…

"Peace and War", a new book penned by Melania Trump, has taken the literary world by storm as readers and critics alike hail the work a modern masterpiece.