Death is mostly final for the majority of people, animals and plants. Humans realized everything dies- so what do those in the process of dying regret?
Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com)
Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it left in her mouth’.
Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it left in her mouth’.
The study, performed by Professor Ulf Ekelund, showed that the sedentary nature of office work can lead to diabetes, heart disease and some forms of cancer.
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Americans woke up this morning to the great news that Bill Clinton just made history by being nominated as the Democratic Party's candidate for president of the United States. He is the first two-term president to be nominated for a third, possibly fourth term. This is truly unprecedented.…
The Overlord was a hard-core, major sorcerous villain. He was so hard-core that when he decided to make a sorcerous artifact as a focal point for his evil spells, nothing worked.
Q: I read that state Sen. Troy Brown was arrested again for domestic abuse, this time for allegedly biting his wife on the arm. Wasn’t he arrested for domestic abuse in New Orleans for punching his side piece during the Bayou Classic last year? How is he still a state senator? How many domestic abuse charges does it take to kick someone out of office in Louisiana?
The events of the past week prompt Jeremy to set aside his shitty jokes, news quiz, and Five Questions for an honest and open discussion with Jeramaine Jingles and Mike Honore about race relations in Baton Rouge and the rest of the country, as well as their personal experiences interacting with law enforcement and white people.
CLEVELAND – A body language expert has used their scientific analysis to determine Donald Trump’s hidden, past job history – based solely on his hand gestures. Following the conclusion of the Republican National Convention, where he accepted his party’s nomination for President, the expert revealed their findings to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.
Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com)
While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Surgeons at Johns Hopkins performed the operation on a thirty-eight year old woman who previously described herself as “an old aging spinster lady who acted like a cross between a librarian and a Sunday School teacher.”
While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Surgeons at Johns Hopkins performed the operation on a thirty-eight year old woman who previously described herself as “an old aging spinster lady who acted like a cross between a librarian and a Sunday School teacher.”
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