by Roger Freed.Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump’s private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is suspected that they [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

With Donald Trump set to be handed the nuclear launch codes in the next few months, humanity should treat the coming cold of winter as a test-run for the nuclear winter that is sure to hit after Putin and Trump have their first lovers’ tiff.

Americans in cities around the country are reporting long lines at the top of the nation's tallest bridges. Significantly higher than the day after any election in modern history, this year's turnout is seeing wait times to jump as long as two hours.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - They promised, and they delivered.  Thousands of Americans who had promised to leave the country if Donald Trump were elected president flew out of various international airports in the U.S. the day after Tuesday's elections. The airport authorities in Washington Dulles Airport, San Francisco International Airport, LAX, and…

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The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families after the stunning presidential election defeat.

Massive hat tip to Ironduke

Moscow—Russian President, and now U.S. President, Vladimir Putin is denying any wrongdoing in the outcome of the U.S. presidential election on Tuesday. The final tally shows him defeating both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump by a landslide. As a write-in candidate, Putin topped 75 million votes in Newark, New Jersey alone. After CNN called the election…

by Will Durst.Who are these so-called Undecideds we keep hearing about in this election? Some of the great eternal questions are “What is the sound of one hand clapping.” “If a tree falls in a forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?” “Is the Pope Catholic?” “Do these pants make my butt look [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Still reeling from the literal explosion of its Galaxy Note 7 cell phone series, Samsung issued an immediate recall early Wednesday morning for its “Hillary” leadership product. Samsung Electronics America president and CEO Yangkyu Kim said in a statement that the sudden recall was primarily due to the product’s “failure to catch fire.”

Hillary Clinton blames cursed pantsuits for her loss to Donald Trump.

Octopuses to sue after Donald Trump described as being all over alleged groping victim 'like an octopus'. Object to defamatory implication they are all sex offenders. Counter claim Trump is victimising them after 'grab them by the octopussy' remark.

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Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happened to Hillary Clinton. But in Hillary Clinton’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making douchebags like the Clinton Cabel feel uncomfortable all year round and even more so during a presidential election when so much is at stake.

A longtime supporter of President-elect Donald Trump was said to have woken up from a post-victory slumber early Wednesday morning “extremely agitated” after realizing in a dream that an everyday ladder might be used to scale a border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

After losing several favourite characters like David Bowie, Prince, Alan Rickman, Gene Wilder and Muhammad Ali, humanity lost a lot of what made it great.

Britain were red-hot favourites after voting to leave the EU months ago but America completely topped that by voting in a failed businessman/alleged molester/reality TV star with no political experience to lead their once mighty nation.

Fearful that a Trump presidency will usher in a thousand years of jingoism and irreversibly cripple Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, the editor-in-chief of the left-leaning news publication Vox has casually handed out cyanide capsules to the eight writers present at what may be the final staff meeting.

Collective group activities, especially ones involving middle aged fattish women and flowers and cups of coffee and cup cakes on a Sunday afternoon, possibly in a church or local community centre or at least in a meeting place that has that rusty, dusty, type smell to it and chairs they keep stacked in a small room nearby, are precisely starred this month.

The charismatic candidate has appeared from nowhere with his promises to make America even worse, a slogan in stark contrast with Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again!’

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FBI investigators named presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in an ongoing look at election claims that use television ad bites promoting their parties stance on certain issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates. The use of Donald Trump images and the ad’s voice over depicting certain charges of sexual impropriety supposedly committed 20 years ago is the reason for the investigation says an FBI spokesperson close to the source.

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The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.