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In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that Donald Trump does best, in order to express myself properly to those who elected him.

Jefferson, who has interest from all major Division 1 schools, was surprised by coach Pat Narduzzi who just showed up to his house uninvited.

I hereby declare that I do not wish to be known as a white person any longer. White person is a slave owner's term, and I do not want to be shackled by that sorry association. All future references to me, therefore, should say that I am a person of white©.

Is Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn actually a deep cover Tory mole on a mission to destroy the party from within? Academic makes sensational claims that supposed left winger is actually trying to alienate voters to ensure Tory hegemony.

I’ve spent five fifty on this frothy thing, and I don’t feel I’m getting my goddamned money’s worth out of the transaction.

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com)
Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Adviser in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and cigarette are still the same, but his thick glasses are missing due to a double eye implant he received in 1985.

Christie, the current Governor of New Jersey, would be America's first ambassador to the island nation since it was invented by Trump this morning.

One of the main benefits of online dating is niche dating. If there's a certain type of person you're into, there's a dating site out there for you.

President-elect Donald Trump is to erect a huge thermometer to the side of the White House in order to show when he has made America great again.

The Humor Times announced today that it will no longer be a leading publisher of “fake news,” and instead will do its level-best to fight what it now admits is a scourge on all forms of media.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Either Hollywood actors Kal Penn and Dave Patel are twin brothers separated at birth, or they are one and the same person. The Wall Street Journal's Pulitzer Prize winning film reviewer, Joe Morgenstern recently wrote a piece on the movie 'Lion,' which stars Patel (Slumdog Millionnare),…

President-elect Donald Trump served up his latest Cabinet appointment on Monday, announcing he had chosen New Jersey governor Chris Christie to be secretary of steak.

This bat-crap crazy, totes-negative aura around the election of 1800 was what made the whole Marbury v. Madison Supreme Court shiz-nit really hit the fiz-zan.

Brian Cloughstro, the original leader of the notorious Red state Nottingham Forest, has died. Twelve years ago.

This isn’t about healing anymore, it’s about collapsing. I’m afraid that’s the only trick left in the republican bag of tricks. Speaking of bags, why not stuff your political party into one, light it on fire, and leave it in on someone’s porch? I would say ‘wake up’, but it’s probably best to stay asleep…

Director Tom Ford’s second movie might be as good as his first. That’s saying a lot because A Single Man (2009) was an excellent debut for a guy who’s more into Yves Saint Laurent and Gucci than, it seems, directing a motion picture.

Parents will sleep more soundly knowing their babies can now sleep with a gun, even if it’s loaded- with animal fluff!.

Yesterday, the Prime Minister claimed she was spending a lot of time talking and listening to God, and that He would guide her through Brexit. Today God went on the record to categorically deny those claims.