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Strutting across the stage in front of tens of dozens of supporters, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said that she is confident she already has enough votes to win the race -- and that her supporters should not waste time venturing out to polling stations on Election Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue. Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn't contain…

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now available at a polling place near you!

Democratic leaders in Congress will push for a measure requiring states to pass a standardized test before being allowed to participate in future presidential elections, according to sources on Capitol Hill.

A fantastic but false story about dog-sitting helps identify different types of lies in comedy and answer the question of whether "truth" ultimately rules.

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com)

Both Hillary Clinton and Senator Elizabeth Warren are statistically tied in a recent CNN poll covering which Democrat is the Nastiest Women in the World. The poll is within the margin of error and seasoned polling experts consider it a tie.

Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com)
A Saudi sheikh has warned women that driving could affect their ovaries and pelvises. Women are currently banned from driving in Saudi Arabia and many have protested against the order.

ASDA were the supermarket at fault after they completely ran out of all bottles of red wine over the weekend. Instead they substituted red grape juice for red wine.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A new claimant to the disputed territories in the South China Sea is about to come forward following the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.  That claimant is the United States. In her remarks to Goldman Sachs executives in 2013, Hillary Clinton recalled having contentious discussions with Chinese officials…

There I was on the subway, minding my own business, when this skinny young thing who had been staring at me tapped my shoulder and said, “Excuse me, but I must confess that I cannot ignore your mass.”

A suspicious package found on the London Underground has been identified by police. A spokessnifferdog from British Transport Police’s anti-terror unit issued the following clarifying statement: “A package discovered on Saturday by a passenger at the eastern end of the Westbound platform at Clapham South station on the Northern line was regarded as suspicious. British...

How can I, a limited government constitutionalist, support Donald Trump? Especially when at times he seems akin to an unlimited government Mussolinist? Fair question. Lets first recall my political philosophy and contrast that with the political philosophy of Progressivism. As Zano would say, don’t worry, with jokes! Let’s start with my view that the Constitution…

Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald Trump today blamed the “elitist, Clinton-loving Humor Times” for his defeat. “I can’t believe some of the stuff I read about myself in that nasty slut...

So you want to be a monster on social media? You want to run the world? You want to be a new deity that rules over your peasant loser hoards like the baddest daddy of them all?

Ed Balls dancing on Strictly Comes Dancing sums up Britain in 2016 following the Brexapocalypse, according to a Remoaner speaking last night.

The old adage ‘nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ has been proven to be demonstrably false according to a leading team of researchers in Surrey and their 100 subjects.

The shit weasel made a nuisance of itself: running around the hospital and getting its deadly germs all over everything. Due to the risk it caused the patients, the hospital had to be shut down.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - While the rest of the world is still trying to figure out what exactly President Rodrigo Roa Duterte meant by "separating from America," both China and the Philippines today announced a new bilateral trade deal that will begin immediately. It is well known that China is the world's…

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Citing a vague reference to the US Constitution, President Barack Obama announced his latest Executive Order number 12556. The Executive Order will allow deceased persons to vote for the first time in US history providing next of kin can swear under oath that they are certain of the expired citizen’s political intentions.