The self proclaimed “front page of the internet” Reddit message board announced earlier this week that it will now close on all Holidays.

HONOLULU, Hawaii  (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) - In the past, Americans living on the West Coast, including Hawaii, already knew who had been elected president long before they could even cast their ballot.  Not anymore. In an unprecedented Memorandum of Agreement (MOU) among all the major cable and news networks, Tuesday's presidential elections will be…

The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series! Wait now, weren't they supposed to be cursed? Famed New Orleans psychic Madame Sophia LaRoque explains how it came to pass.

Public unrest increased again today with reports across the country of people wearing judge wigs being assaulted in town centres, the latest outside the Corn Exchange in Ipswich.ainment and parody

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Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed.
A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on taking a closer look she knew something was more than a little odd. The Blond-haired vixen was made entirely of Lego blocks. The form was shockingly accurate in almost every detail, even down to the blue eyes and perfectly square 36C breasts, typical for women with plastic augmentation.

The Union of Elves has been fighting for years to improve working conditions and for stable contracts with a fixed amount of guaranteed hours. Father Christmas has refused to budge on the issue though and now a strike has been called which could very well mean that Christmas will be cancelled this year.

The government has caused further controversy this morning by announcing that its appeal against the High Court's ruling on Article 50 will not be heard by the Supreme Court but by Mary Berry, Mel and Sue, the former stars of The Great British Bake Off.

Now you begin to understand why our sports section sucks so bad.

by Will Durst.The eerie connection between Halloween and the election has been magnified with a worldwide epidemic of creepy clown sightings. One of the first things we discover as kids is the difference between scary and SCARY!!! Commercial frightful versus downright ghoulish. The gap between a broken-toothed Halloween pumpkin on a porch railing illuminated by a flickering [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

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FBI sources have revealed to SatireWorld that a make-over is planned for a specific third-floor cell in the woman’s section of Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Kansas. The source says it’s planned to house Hillary Clinton after what they believe will be a quick trial due to the massive amount of evidence the Bureau has collected during its year-long criminal corruption investigation.

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Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump have had their respective political camp’s aides drafting both acceptance and concession speeches for the evening of the November 8, 2016 Presidential Elections. Both candidates reluctantly prepared concession speeches and the drafts have been obtained by WikiLeaks!

Eager to tip the election in their candidate's favor, hundreds of Donald Trump volunteers have taken to the backwoods to turn out the hermit vote.

The Republicans in Washington are getting sick of guessing what kind of illegal scandal they can use to bust Hillary Clinton with enough evidence to once and forever end her political career.

"These polls are 100% accurate, and have no margin of error. Donald Trump is in commanding lead in race for American puppe... president," reported Sergei Propovski, spokesman for the Russian Ministry of Truth.

The decision will allow the nation’s biggest set of morons to re-evaluate the vote made by another set of morons to ‘Brexit’.

The cosmetic hit its peak in the early-to-mid 2000s when the eye make-up allowed men to choose between looking emo, gay or like a pirate. It has since waned in popularity in the male demographic but is now being worn daily by millions of women.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Philippines) - Many Americans are starting to make plans to move to other countries in the event that Donald Trump is elected president of the United States on Tuesday.   Canada and countries in Europe are among the more popular choices for a new life for Americans. But Philippine President Rodrigo…

Is Donald Trump's bid for the White House being sabotaged by an invisible man? Incredible claims that invisible saboteur real culprit behind groping allegations!

Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to 'avoid Britain like the plague', when movement restrictions are eased later this year.

Sorry, we have to play this bit again as we never actually did release the final episode. I know, I know …we sacked that guy. Are you really surprised? No, you’re not.