The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

Bob O’Haire, 38, has been using the same three terrible jokes for the majority of his adult life. But now he believes it might be time to shake things up and add a new joke or two to the repertoire.

The dog, whom belonged to Heseltine’s mother and must remain anonymous for legal reasons, is believed to have bitten the Lord after going ‘bad’ for no reason, as well looked after dogs often do.

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Kent, Ohio – (SatireWorld.com)
Citing shifting polls and recent FBI announcements for Hillary Clinton as the investigation into her email scandal was reinvigorated this week. Clinton began claiming there are ties between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Russia while at a rally in Ohio after a quirky story broke via Slate. Her once loyal buddies over at the New York Times quickly debunked the item and called her a desperate shrew for manipulating the unconfirmed news report.

Halloween continued as normal only weeks after the country voted to leave the EU, according to zombies at the scene.

In what is being described as another ‘bizarre’ attempt to sabotage her own campaign, Hillary Clinton has desecrated a series of beloved US symbols, including punching a bison, setting fire to the Stars & Stripes and spitting at Jerry Seinfield. The Presidential hopeful seems determined to make a series of unprovoked errors, not least of...

 

An early example of minimalist filmmaking is Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope. More recently, minimalist movies that have come our way are Jim Jarmusch’s Down By Law with Tom Waits; Alfonso Curarón’s Gravity with George Clooney and Sandra Bullock; and a superb far out sci-fi trek that Jonathan...

A journalist recently read the bible and unveiled new passages previously ignored for political gain...

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
OK, you’ve just spent upwards of one billion dollars to get have a fellow Democrat in the nation’s highest office, but as election day rolls closer the reality of victory dims. Now, that’s some serious money that seems basically wasted. So, what do you do? Well, if you’re Barack Obama, or Harry Reid, or Bill Clinton, or Donna Brasil you simply do what you’ve done in the past and just light up a big fat joint!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - Remember the Latino surrogate for the Trump campaign who a month ago warned that without tighter immigration policies from the Republican presidential nominee, "you're going to have taco trucks on every corner." Needless to say, that didn't sit well with Latino voters and the Trump campaign has…

I don't care if I miss the bus. I don't wanna go back to work. And you can't make me! Please don't make me. I'm old and sickly. And I don't wanna. All the other employees are going to be less than half my age, and they're going to laugh at me.

New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Forensic cryptologists are busy checking for signs of paranormal activity in Mrs Clinton’s knickers this weekend amid fears that a spooky, hexoplasm-riddled thumb drive may have been secreted inside one of her cavernous pantiliner gussets, according to SatireWorld.com reports.

"At no point does the speech say I want people to use violence and burn American cities to the ground if I lose to Hillary Clinton. I am just telling Americans that 'a lot of people' are saying things like that," said Trump, in defense of his speech.

Queens, New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Investigators into the Anthony Weiner scandal have discovered that there was actually a voice recording sent with the pictures. Women who received his e-mails, twitters, tweets, and other electronic transmissions of himself either naked or partially clothed also received audio of the New York Congressman singing. Most had either not discovered or admitted to hearing the sound commentary as they were still unfamiliar with the new technology.

DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Even The New York Times has been had, reporting on the alleged conversation between God and Philippines President Rodrigo Roa Duterte during the latter's return flight from his state visit to Japan. Duterte said that he promised God that he would stop cussing after God threatened to take down…

WASHINGTON -- The U.S. Supreme Court agreed Friday to take up the controversial issue of transgender rights, and will consider a Virginia school district's challenge to Obama administration guidelines requiring that schools allow transgender students to use restrooms matching their chosen gender, rather than birth gender. A federal appeals court ruled in April for high school…

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The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics and cast a dark shadow over the career of many top FBI officials.

AUSTIN – Pollsters at the University of Texas say that a compilation of polls from across the country show Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump locked in a satirical tie for the presidency. Results showed Clinton with a 45% – 43% lead....