WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Be careful what you say on Twitter.  This is a lesson that President-elect Donald Trump is just now learning. In a tweet yesterday, Trump said that he not only won the electoral college vote by a landslide, but also the popular vote if we "deduct the millions…

The foreman was given a manual full of guidelines on how to build an IKEA store from the ground up by brand managers. However the instructions became so hard to follow that the entire building crew walked off site and have refused to return.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - The Philippines' former First Lady Imelda Romualdez Marcos wants President Rodrigo Roa Duterte to offer the Libingan Ng Mga Bayani (LNMB) as final resting place for Cuba's Fidel Castro. Castro died yesterday at the age of 90, after ruling Cuba for almost half a century. For the first…

"My head is too big to fit into women's frames," I told the eyecare associate. "But it’s still not big enough to break the glass ceiling."

'His final words were a seven-hour diktat on agricultural production.'

Miami, Fl—News is breaking that Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro did not die peacefully in his Havana Home as initial reports suggested. The Cuban leader was apparently trampled to death after a fight for the last pair of Bluetooth earbuds at a Walmart Supercenter in east Miami. Fidel Castro’s brother, Raul, made a statement to the press, explaining how his brother…

by Michael Egan.‘Stop publishing the truth under cover of fake news!’ Trump screamed, threatening to sue. ‘Fake news should be fake! That means not true!’ NYC – At a “stormy face-to-face” meeting at Trump Tower yesterday, Humor Times editor Inyore Face and Onion publisher Mimi Me were “brutally dressed down” by an infuriated Donald Trump, America’s next [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

WASHINGTON – House Republicans will pass a resolution designating President Barack Obama’s ego as an “honorary Republican,” when they return to work after the holiday. The legislation is meant to be a hat tip to the president...

Trump Transition Team, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

President-elect Donald Trump spoke with reporters for a few minutes today before leaving for Manhattan. He spoke of his immediate plans upon taking the oath of office in January.

Havana, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com)
Former President Fidel Castro, who led a rebel army to improbable victory in Cuba, embraced Soviet-style communism, defied the power of 10 U.S. presidents during his half-century rule, and risked world-wide nuclear war has died at age 90.

Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com)
Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in a state of ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com)
According to SatireWorld’s rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) - Imagine decorating your Christmas tree with a $10,000 ornament -- not just an ordinary ornament, but a replica of Donald Trump's campaign cap bearing the phrase, "Make America Great Again." It's a limited-edition item and only 2,500 pieces are available for sale, exclusively on Amazon. We did the…

The prime minister explained, today, why she wants to keep her Brexit negotiating position secret after triggering Article 50, in the first interview on the subject.nt and parody

A language expert working for the Nathaniel Dubbles Institute has confirmed to the Dandy Goat that Russian president Vladimir Putin is responsible for a spate of so-called “fake advice pieces” ostensibly written by syndicated columnist Jeanne Phillips.

The pit was dug so that Conservative Party members could legally dispose of any of their filth which now falls under the expanded ‘extreme porn’ law.

A manager for the American League baseball team that lost in the World Series earlier this month is demanding a recount to determine the real winner.

Is Donald Trump Behind Global Warming? Amazing Allegations President-elect Attempting to Alter Earth's Climate to Facilitate Alien Colonisation! Conspiracy Theorists Argue as o Whether Trump Alien, Lizard or Commie!

How an unfortunate kitchen accident led to one of the great battlefield terrors of the age.

Now more than ever, America needs some honesty in #journalism.