Screams from oven heard: I can still feel my toes! Turn it up to 900, you bitch! Come, sweet release of hellfire!

"America is going to be so, so great," the President-Elect said.

A local man has canceled his plans to volunteer at a Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless

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Hysterical turmoil at the White House this morning after Malia Obama tweets “big day…got a turkey in the oven after I got stuffed by Justin Bieber!”

Guns are making their way under millions of Christmas trees as Santa Claus' everywhere add new additions to their gun safes.
Sales driven on by the Obama anti-gun crowd has made gun gifting sexy and a modern twist on popular support for the 2nd Amendment.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -  Shortly after Donald Trump launched his candidacy for president, Macy's decided to drop the Donald J. Trump Clothing line in protest against the Republican's comments about Mexicans and immigrants. Now that Trump has been elected, Macy's said it will continue to boycott they Trump collection of…

As everyone suspected all along, the American public were never stupid enough to vote Donald Trump as President, the British public were not stupid enough to vote to leave the EU, and many much-loved celebrities are still alive.

Shorter Sheets Already Ordered For Fiddler On The Roof Over Safety Concerns.

And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey Day holiday reunion. Prepare for some ultra ugliness out there, people. Expect extra enmity. You are entering enemy territory.

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In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2016 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to members of the military.

A middle-class white couple have struck a blow against racism by proudly purchasing a spice rack, according to reports.

Trump, Farage and Bieber make for three of the least popular people in the world, which is exactly why they might be able to work so well together.

The election is finally over, and (thank goodness;), its almost time for the holidays! Here are a few tips to help make yours great again!

CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) - Technology giant Apple is known for its innovation and for constantly reinventing itself and its products.  This strategy has spelled the company's tremendous success across the globe. Occasionally, Apple immerses itself in politics and the current political atmosphere following the election of Donald Trump as the 45th…

Running down a list of changes he will make as President, Trump’s eighth change was to make women who’ve had abortions fair game to be shot.

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Democrat Hillary Clinton lost to Republican Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election. (Republican’s also maintained their majority control of the US Congress.) Following her tantrum, hissy-fit and meltdown Hillary concluded that another corrupt, lying Clinton must continue the line of corruption that Bill and Hillary are famous for.

Kanye Westworld cost over $200 million to build and was supposed to be a theme park where fans of the rapper could interact with robotic likenesses of Kim Kardashian’s husband.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - American taxpayers will be saving $400,000 a year during Donald Trump's presidency because he has said he will not take a salary during his term.  But the savings will also be offset more than three-fold because of Trump. The presidential-elect recently announced that his wife Melania and…

Young earth creationist pastor Percy Marvin has always looked for ways to prove to people that his theories on the age of the Earth are not completely moronic.

Bill Moore (68) is a recognisable part of the town, having slept outdoors in public for most of the last twelve years. While he previously seemed to have accepted his fate and was just happy to receive handouts, now he wants more.