Miley Cyrus just did something crazy!!

London, UK-(SatireWorld.com)

Citing dissatisfaction over the outcome of the Revolutionary War in 1776, the British Crown has decided that a Revolutionary War 'do-over' would be in best interests of both countries and to finally decide some nagging differences.

‘I’ve sent out so many CVs and been to dozens of interviews, but every single one of them has been utterly unimpressed by my ‘Good Behaviour’ award. Don’t they realise it means I can behave good? It’s like the certificate is meaningless,’ said Darren.

SYDNEY, Australia (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) - While most of the world's attention is currently on the United Kingdom's vote to leave the European Union, Australians have trooped to the polls to decide whether or not their country should join the EU. As of press time, the vote is too close to call. Those advocating…

The fireworks will make a welcome change from automatic rifles that can shoot hundreds of bullets a minute. The death count from firework play is expecting to be in the dozens, rather than the hundreds.

Sorry But Our Photo Guy Screwed Up Because He’s Never Seen Fireworks!!

Within that rare moment of self-awareness, Evans says he suddenly realised that he’s unlikable tit who’s lucky he caught on in the laddish Zeitgeist of the 90s when everyone was a loud bellend.

For the 81st consecutive year since the company's inception in 1933, Windex has once again dropped the ball on commissioning any sort of holiday-related window-cleaning advertisements this winter season.

The report also noted an abdication of responsibility amongst higher management, with a ‘culture of blame’ existing between a pig-molester, a back-stabber and a serial adulterer, and no-one having a clear idea of who was actually running the facility.

I’m kidding! The GOP has been a big pile of shit for a long time. It just keeps getting deeper, is all. Searching for the last sane republican is tough, like finding Bigfoot on Mars tough. I’ve always referred to the last few sane conservatives with an almost cryptozoological fondness. I’m talking about people like David Frum (an old Bush speech writer),…

Why Bernie Sanders Might Accept Jill Stein Offer to Run On a Green Party Ticket in November’ When I first saw the above headline about Bernie Sanders pairing with Jill Stein on the right-wing USA Home News site, I thought, oh yeah, you’d really like that, wouldn’t you? Hand the election to Trump, it would!

Farage, who was staying overnight in a hotel after a beautiful and poignant speech to the EU, was pictured inserting a cigar up his own back passage. It’s believed the Leave figurehead was trying to blow smoke up his own ass.

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)
“She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

The revelation follows weeks of torrid speculation that former US President Bill Clinton has early-onset Alzheimer’s ‘brought on by climate change’ – and accelerated by an ObamaCare-sponsored vegan diet of geriatrically-modified kelp. (Disgusting! -‘Ed’)

Dr Bobo, an Oxford University professor, is convinced that Crabb could be the missing link in the evolutionary chain.

Britain appears to be going through something of a phase, those around her say. "She's in a bit of a snit," her queen mother said of the 480 year-old constitutional monarchy, which has been locked in her room since last Thursday.

Jonathan Swan has decided that a good match for himself would not mind if he lied about the size and normalcy of his penis.

Whyman, an employee at Argos, bought himself the stereo as a summer treat using his staff discount. And the sound system has clearly impressed the whole neighbourhood.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Washingtonian’s eyes have gotten bigger after federal agents grilled Hillary Clinton Saturday morning over her use of a private server for her email while she served as Secretary of State.

In the absence of the cold weather and low sunlight of the winter season, Americans everywhere are reportedly in a mad scramble to find something new to blame for their constant year-round melancholic state of existence.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in Cleveland OH (July 18-21, 2016) and the DNC national convention will be held in Philadelphia PA (July 25-28, 2016).