Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were "terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract" and they outlined their proposals.



"We intend to package up the various parts of the EU. For example there will be the free trade package, the freedom of movement package and the monetary unification package. Governments can elect to buy into any or all packages," he said, before confirming that "BT still has the European sport package, but we're working with the German Army to resolve that."