'Trump has brought a flamethrower to a stick fight, and fully understands confirmation bias,’ the Dilbert creator claims. Scott Adams’ May 27 appearance on Bill Maher’s Real Time should be compulsory reviewing for all of us. The creator of Dilbert revealed himself as not just a guy with a sharp sense of humor, but a...

Currently, Irish women seeking abortions must traverse the English Channel either by boat, plane or indeed by swimming through sub-zero waters. This also applies in the case of pregnancy by rape or incest and in the sad instances of fatal fetal abnormalities.

She wanted to get a little bit back in shape but lacked the motivation until she read about an out of this world weight-loss program, Orbit Fitness!!

Giving a middle finger to critics who have been saying for years that she’s been rendered virtually unrecognizable after successive cosmetic surgeries, “Bridget Jones” star Renee Zellweger has drastically changed her looks … again!

The Conservative Party today came a step closer to electing a new Margaret Thatcher to become Prime Minister today, bringing to two the number of Margaret Thatchers to lead the Conservative Party in its history.

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Fox News announced its summer news lineup and a surprising new co-anchor is being added to the O’Reilly Factor normally broadcast during viewing prime time. The addition of a new and fresh face to the highly viewed Bill O’Reilly show was a surprise to most loyal viewers, but the choice of having news newbie Jessica Simpson as Bill O’Reilly’s co-host brought shock to competing channels like CNN and MSNBC.

‘The weekly mass shootings we could just about take, but this is getting a little too much even for us,’ said proud American and gun-owner, Randy Manning, 37.

They are hopeful that the gift will convince the PM that he is beloved by the public and that handing over the reigns to Theresa May or Andrea Leadsom would be a bad idea.

The US government announced today the creation of a "No-'F'List" designed to prevent people whose potential to reproduce is deemed a threat to the future well-being of the country.

Jared Kendall helps Jeremy and Sunny break down a potential pare-down of New Orleans strip clubs and propose how to keep Bourbon Street skintastic.

Sunny Weathers stops by to fill in for a globe trotting James. He and Knick talk firearms, alcohol, the lessons we’ve learned, Knick’s faith in robot companions, and the future of self love.

Millions of people who say they support Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy are heeding the real estate mogul’s recommendation that Americans follow his lead by being very judicious before handing over money to others.

The Red Shtick’s in-house political analysts have narrowed to 10 the field of likely candidates from which Donald Trump will choose his vice presidential running mate. Here are those we believe are still in the running to be tapped for the No. 2 spot on the GOP ticket.

Taking back control!

Guest Blogger - CNN's very own Anderson Cooper weighs in on what he thinks we should be thankful for this holiday season.

Only a few days after the last episode aired on national television, UKIP have announced that the much-loved comedy character Nigel Farage will return for a one-off Christmas Special later this year. Viewers were left reeling at the end of the final episode when Nigel, who has blundered his way through a variety of comic...

I’m having trouble determining whether Zano and his Discordian cult truly believe that the whole Benghazi/email investigation is a matter of Republican witch hunting, or if they are willfully ignoring the obvious fact, that Hillary Clinton knowingly lied about the Benghazi attack and has purposefully destroyed subpoenaed information that would play unfavorably to her Presidential…

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

"Ten out of ten for purr-severance. Geddit?" Jimmy Popper, Puns Correspondent, CNN

As of ____PM on Thursday _____ county prosecutor ______ had not yet brought charges for Officer ______