Investigating a series of mysterious radio signals believed to have originated from outside the Milky Way later proven to be of human origin, astronomers have revealed the discovery of a layer of homeless people orbiting the Earth.

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Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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Reports of scary Democratic Party clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

While a McDonalds for brunch is a well-know hangover cure, they are also shamefully delicious (despite the numbers of rectums found in the food as well as the staff) and that is actually why Sally Lyle wants one.

NEW YORK – Hillary Clinton surprised even her own supporters last night when she described Donald Trump supporters as a “basket of adorables.” Some in attendance thought they must have heard her wrong. Was this another short circuit? Or maybe she misspoke?

The National Rifle Association has determined that their members should now carry around an extra set of underwear...

Hungover Harry made the outrageous claim after waking up this morning feeling like he’d been up all night being beaten by a baseball bat. With the taste of vomit still coating his swollen tongue, Harry informed his friends on Facebook he would never drink again.

Roswell, NM – (SatireWorld.com)
After persistent rumors and eyewitness’ accounts the US government has launched a full investigation over allegations that UFO visitors landed ijn New Mexico and fathered children with human women.

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Observers have pointed out that HuffPo, as the site is affectionately called by nobody, was stuck with column inches to fill and nothing but actual content to fill them with.

New Coca-Cola product Half-Coke wants to be your new diet soda option.

To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org
From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq.
Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts
Date: September 7, 2016
Former President Clinton:

There have been calls for the Disability Living Allowance to be cut even further after the Great British team raced to second in the medal table at the Paralympic Games.

A case study of the Isle of Wight village of Whippingham, so called because of its celebrated spanking traditions, revealed that a sexual diet rich in buttock beating significantly improves one’s chances of a long life full of regular bowel movements.

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It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature after Obama.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Calling Matt Lauer an embarrassment to the NBC Network and journalism, the co-hosts of the 'Today' Show resigned en masse today. Lauer's co-hosts Al Roker, Natalie Morales and Savannah Gunthrie did not show up on the set of the popular morning show on Thursday. At issue was Lauer's…

That’s right– for those who would love to go to a brick and mortar Walmart but are too large to walk under their own power and too embarrassed to use mobility scooters there is a new Walmart where you can shop for everything just driving through in your own car.

"It makes a refreshing change from all that wooffing. 2 bones out of 10." Harry Zonderblurb, Critic

It was a system of compulsory metalwork, grim lavatories, underage pregnancy (despite domestic science for girls) and victimisation of RE teachers, in which a majority of children learned to smoke, fight boredom and each other, avoid work and despair of self advancement. Which is why a return to the era in which most children were...