HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Hospitals all over the world are reporting that thousands of people have been hospitalized after news broke that their favorite Hollywood coupoe, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have announced they have filed for divorce. From North America and Africa to Europe and Asia, hospital emergency rooms have…

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The planet is shocked — SHOCKED! — at the news Tuesday that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt…now comes the usual wave of government help for those snowflakes that require support and safe places in order to recover from the shock and resulting grief.

Jolie filed for divorce just days ago, citing Pitt’s substance abuse problems and growing anger issues.

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