CNN’s Anderson Cooper asked Donald Trump today why he never seems to back down, even after an obvious gaffe. Mr. Cooper pointed out how lately the republican nominee seems to be constantly waffling, pivoting and offending, minus any accountability. Mr. Trump responded, “I don’t think that’s true. It’s not true. I can be accountable when necessary. Most of the…

Cleaning off the horsestuff that careless politicos dump on the word “populist.” Being a muckracking political writer often makes me feel like a custodian in a horse barn, constantly shoveling manure. It’s a messy, stinky job — but on the bright side, the stuff is plentiful, so the work is steady.

The model turned actress had been accused of animal cruelty by several groups for the harsh working conditions she forced on her eyebrows, two ermine caterpillars she found during a walk in the woods.

New York City – (satireworld.com)
Forget calling Hillary Clinton ‘Crooked Hillary’ from now on. Since sharp-eyed viewers flooded Twitter with photos of Hillary wearing secretive ear bud during the debate over who’s best suited to lead our armed forces. Yes, folks are now calling her ‘Cheating Hillary.’

Hangzhou China- (satireworld.com)
US President Barack Obama was snubbed by the Chinese government when Air Force One landed in China for his attendance at the G-20 Economic Summit. He had to exit via the rear door of the airplane without the usual red carpet treatment accorded a visiting foreign head of state.

CALIFORNIA – Apple revealed the newest iPhone today, and many customers aren’t too happy with some of the changes. The company has decided to “cut the cord” with their new “AirPod” wireless earbuds. But have you seen the size of these things??

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Silicon Valley Bureau) - Just hours after the launch of the iPhone 7, tech gurus have already identified a bug that could derail the marketability of Apple's newest smart phone. Unlike bugs common among new smart phone releases, this one has nothing to do with software. Rather, it is a…

VIENTIANE, Laos (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - It finally happened on Wednesday night -- the much-anticipated meeting between U.S. President Barack Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Roa Duterte. The meeting between the two heads of state was cancelled twice, prompted by Duterte's colorful language supposedly aimed at Obama. The first meeting was cancelled by The…

Dog Patch, GA – (satireworld.com)
Key Hole Entertainment, a California adult film company, is allegedly offering ‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’s’ Momma June Shannon a contract to perform sex on camera.

The plot of this sixties exploitation movie involves the 'daughter' of de Sade giving a bloody good thrashing to various leading members of the establishment, including the aforementioned Tory MP, a High Court Judge, a Bishop and a minor Royal, in order to expose the hypocrisies of the ruling classes, showing that they themselves are practitioners of the very same sexual perversions her ancestor was persecuted for writing about.

We’re not sure why more people aren’t aware that the Dali Lama has said some pretty crazy things over the years. Here are some quotes you are unlikely to see in a BuzzFeed article.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Reality Pictures Television will introduce a new reality series format on cable TV…’The Milky Way Mission,’ will send celebrities into space on a space craft dubbed Hollywood One. RPT’s agreement is with the Space Expedition Corporation (SXC), which is launching a space travel program for civilians in late 2017.

The man, John Thomas, 34, was thrown out of his local Greggs after making a quip about how he should switch from chips to quinoa to help his waistline.

After only few short months together, ‘Swiddleston’ (as they became known) have decided to call it a day.

TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - First it was Ariana Morimoto, crowned as last year's Miss Japan and who represented her country in the Miss Universe Pageant.  Now, it's Priyanka Yoshikawa, the new Miss Japan who will compete in this year's Miss World. Both have one thing in common.  They're "haafu," the Japanese word…

CLEVELAND – Hillary Clinton showed off her new campaign plane today, a Boeing 737 that is decked out with one of her campaign slogans on the sides. The plane is being used so members of the media can travel with her. This allows her to pretend she’s giving the press access to her, while still being able to control their environment.

Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com)
The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the invitation.

A source of much curiosity, the letter's meaning - and presumably the unconventional sexual orientation it describes - has been an object of speculation since it first appeared at the end of the traditional four-letter acronym for gay, bi and transsexual people at some point some time ago.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Just hours after The White House announced that President Barack Obama had cancelled his meeting in Laos with Rodrigo Roa Duterte, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump says he is meeting the tough-talking Philippine president next week. Obama cancelled his meeting with Duterte following statements from the…

"Like a low budget straight to youtube Snakenado. And not a cameo from any of the Osbourne family in sight. Everyone's a winner here." Harry Zonderblurb, Critic