Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)

Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army paymaster to estimate in the next few months. Especially paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the mountains of the Philippines since 1944.

HOUSTON, Texas (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick just found an ally in his refusal to stand for the playing of the national athem in protest of what he deems are wrongdoings against African Americans and minorities in the United States. That ally is none other than Lady Gaga.…

Occasionally controversial broadcaster, Channel 4, has today revealed that its new set for the twee, middle-class family favourite ‘The Great British Bake-Off’, will be the crack house of its now defunct popular soap opera, Brookside. ‘It shouldn’t be a problem adjusting the set to be honest’ revealed a Channel 4 source. ‘There’s plenty of old...

  Kidding, I want a competency evaluation for the entire republican establishment. Kidding, there is no longer a republican establishment. Kidding, it’s established but need not be. Let me start again: our VP candidate, Mike Pence, is apparently a huge Dick ….Cheney fan. Some of you may remember Cheney as the guy touting a 13% approval rating at…

Mike Pence, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump’s running mate, told the news media at a press conference Thursday that besides not wanting to use the word “deplorable” to characterize David Duke, he also no longer wants to...

In one of the strangest recalls ever, retail king Walmart has recalled every single item purchased between sunrise and sunset for the past six months.

Toledo, OH – (SatireWorld.com)
Beverly Boxtop, the world record holder for being the ‘Woman With The Word’s Biggest Breasts,’ was arrested today for suspicion of manslaughter. She was connected to a recent accidental death which happened last week at a downtown WalMart Superstore.

The Prime Minister opened the file sent to her by the EU and discovered it was nothing but page after page of mocking clickbait style titles.

Tackling the sensitive topic of what constitutes an appropriate time and place for black people to protest racial inequality and police violence in America, the white leadership of one Midwestern town believe they have found an answer.

Chaperl Hill, NC - (satireworld.com)

Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee!

The former Prime Minister, who is now unemployed after stepping down as Member of Parliament for Witney, was waiting by the door at 9am sharp. However there was an almost empty bottle of White Lightning by his feet.

York, Pennsylvania – (satireworld.com)
Doctors who’ve attended to the fainting prone Hillary Clinton have issued a complete health report describing in detail the ex-secretary of state’s overall health, and in doing so, painted a rosy picture.

Blogger Donald “Scallop” Johnston has recommended that readers make sure to keep checking back daily for his takes on the best healthy alternatives to traditional wisdom when it comes to food, general health and exercise.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.

‘I’m not shocked at all,’ said Gypsy Pete. ‘Right pack of thieving bastards around here. The surprise is that no-one’s thought to do this before. There’s a lot of money in scrap copper.’

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - In a taped interview for Dr. Oz's television show, Republican presidential candidate surprised the doctor host by showing him a letter detailing some aspects of his medical record. The letter showed that Trump is in good physical health, except for being overweight, taking medication to manage…

Was Mother Teresa of Calcutta behind Illegal bare knuckle fighting ring? New book bizarrely claims noted missionary fought other nuns for big money in underground bare knuckle bouts.

The NFL has been rocked by reports of a league wide scandal involving an even more violent league of fighting robots.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate diversity of African Americans or Hispanics in residence. HUD will then “determine who lives where” to rebalance the diversity!

With many fans worried about the vacuum that the Mel & Sue departure would leave behind, Channel 4 moved quickly to replace them with some serious star power.