Investigation: Princess Charlotte may be a little bouncing bundle of Royal joy to us, but already riots in Charlotte in America are undermining her first visit to that part of the world, according to people close to the barricades.

Washington DC-(satireworld.com)
An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

The new plan comes on the back of Jeremy Corbyn’s decisive victory over Owen Smith in the now annual Labour leadership battle.

Trump supporters Chad and Tamara Larsen of Lacrosse, Wisconsin reported their six year-old son Aiden made the most adorable joke about Mexicans yesterday.

Kerry Barnidge, 24, has been in a relationship with Lee Travers, 26, for six months and has become acutely aware that he is spending more time and effort on his fantasy football time than he does on her.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Shortly after the Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy announced an 18-year-old black teen had been charged in the fatal shooting of 11-year-old Shamiya Adams, visiting Mayor Rahm Emanuel got a grilling from black teens on the South Side.
The students, who are upper class men at several Chicago public high schools, are participating in Greencorps Youth Program, a violence prevention summer employment program.

Black Hills, SD – (SatireWorld.com)

Federal workers escalated the war on taxpayers over the government shutdown by blocking the view of one of America’s most iconic landmarks…The Mt Rushmore National Park rock carvings!

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Gennifer Flowers, a former model who had an extramarital sexual encounter with Bill Clinton in the 1980s, has reportedly accepted an invitation from Donald Trump to sit in the front row during the first presidential debate scheduled Monday night at Hofstra University. Political analysts believe that…

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)

The Manila City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants…We’re 100% Gay Now! The anticipated goal of a fully gay Asian city was reached January of 2016.

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com)
Secretary of Defense Chuck (rhymes with Puck) Hagel said he would confer with POTUS after a recent physical to determine the eligibility and readiness of women for the combat arms division of the Navy, Army and Marines turned up that 9 out of 10 Lesbians and Transgenders in transition failed their short arm inspection.

The Chuckle Brothers won with 54% of the vote to Jeremy Corbyn’s 36%. Owen Smith finished a disappointing last with just 10% of the vote.

ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) - The U.S.  Centers for Disease Control (CDC) is now investigating hundreds of reported cases of panic attack disorder which seems to be reaching pandemic proportions in the country. Based on emergency room admissions in the last few months, the CDC is analyzing cases where patients presenting themselves to…

Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com)

According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.

North Platte, Nebraska – (satireworld.com)
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.

Svalbard Island, Norway – (SatireWorld.com)

Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World’s richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources.

Pope Francis is asking the world’s one billion Catholics to pray for peace in the nation of Brangelinastan, which erupted into civil war earlier this week and has since dominated world headlines.

The data stolen includes names, addresses and inside leg measurements. It’s believed the hacking was ‘state sponsored’ by one of the evil countries like Russia or China, as opposed to America or the UK whom Yahoo willingly hand over the information to anyway.

Psychologists from the Nathaniel Dubbles Institute have identified seven distinct stages of grief that most individuals experience when someone famous dies.

Bi Visibility Day is the single day each year where bisexuals take on a physical form so that they can be seen by others. The rest of the year they remain cloaked so as to avoid any unnecessary confrontation.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Now it can be told: two of America's vanguards of truth and fairness -- TIME magazine and The New York Times -- were hacked by still unknown elements. This revelation came days after both media outlets ran pieces on the alleged extra-judicial killings under the Philippines' Duterte administration.…