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Madonna joined her colleague Katy Perry in getting naked to encourage Americans to head to the polls on Election Day.
In photos posted to her Twitter account Wednesday morning, the 58-year-old “Vogue” artist shed her clothes to endorse Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Earlier this week singer Katy Perry shed her clothing in a statement calling for voters to ‘rock the vote’ and support Clinton’s presidential campaign.

SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - As a public service, we are publishing the lyrics to the new hit song by Julie Andrews, a remake of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,' orginally from "Mary Poppins." It's a sing-along version:

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NEW YORK – During the walk-through before the first presidential debate, Hillary Clinton pointed out something she didn’t think was appropriate on an American debate stage. She asked producers why there needed to be walls covered with graffiti behind both podiums on the big night.

The mainstream media declares war on 'fake news' - except the 'fake news' which appears in their own pages' Did the media ctually create the 'post truth' era it now rails against?

Blountstown, Florida – (satireworld.com)
Residents and authorities in in the sleepy panhandle town of Blountstown, Florida, have been on high alert since a resident reported seeing two “creepy clowns” staring at her from across a road as she walked her dog. Calhoun County Sheriff deputies are concerned after it emerged that a Facebook viral video, depicting a clown standing silently on the side of the road in the dark, had been filmed along a main thoroughfare in the area.

Boris, whose football experience amounts to running into children and cropping a German in a charity game, is the only man left who wanted the job.

Deutsche Post purchased UK Mail for over £240 million and experts believe this could just be another step that leads to World War III.

"That dog is literally hotdog size." Jessie Krufts, Mulch Manager

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani said Tuesday that if he were Donald Trump, he would skip the next two debates. "Hell, he should skip the November elections," he suggested. Giuliani's statement came just hours after Monday's first presidential debate held at Hofstra University. From all…

Sandra, who has worked at her local McDonalds for 20 years is the only member of staff who can properly use the enchanted mop which cleans four times as fast and effectively as a regular mop.

The retort from Clinton left Trump momentarily speechless and has led to many experts saying Hillary won the first debate.

“Let’s face it: Angie and I have so much in common.”

The Dandy Goat asked presidential candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to respond to this question: how do you feel about tonight's debate?

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Reaching out to disgruntled Labour voters and the ex-wives of Brad Pitt, the Liberal Democrat leader claimed his was the only centre-left party that had enjoyed Lara Croft 2. Speaking to his conference Mr. Farron said that he could offer Miss Jolie the same raw sexual magnetism as a Mr. Pitt, but with more ‘proportional representation’.

CNN’s Moon Base—The first presidential debate is scheduled for tomorrow night on CNN. The fact-checkers for this much anticipated event are now concerned the 90-minutes allotted will prove “woefully inadequate for the task at hand.” The head of the commission of Presidential Debates, Janet Brown, is requesting 72-hours debate extension, complete with scheduled naps and bathroom breaks. The moderator of the…

by Will Durst.The late hour slandering of an opponent has come to be called the “October Surprise,” and this year we should be prepared for copious disclosures of gargantuan proportions. Something craven infects political candidates as the days dwindle down to a precious few, especially when prospects for victory appear slimmer than an emaciated giraffe in a [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

North Texas Heights Public Methodist has decided buying updated text books in all subjects is a poor use of funding...