A viral video that shows a social justice warrior berating a hippie for wearing dreadlocks while an effete hipster impassively looks on has divided the public about which person featured in the video is the most idiotic.

American corporate media outlets tell Bernie Sanders he must kill a kraken if he wants more coverage and respect from them.

Crabb, who replaces the recently resigned Iain Duncan Smith, was properly initiated yesterday when he was asked to kick a homeless man. It’s said that Crabb performed the act with such venom that he is now being touted as a future leader of the Conservative Party.

Ted Cruz says liberal neighborhoods must be patrolled to prevent them from becoming radicalized.

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - If you think the Log Cabin is the largest group of LGBT Republicans, think again.  How about the Human Rights Campaign (HRC)? Earlier this month, HRC, the nation’s largest LGBT civil rights organization, decided to endorse Republican Senator Mark Kirk of Illinois in his reelection bid over his…

Like many aging men who’ve never really picked up “this internet thing” but yearn to see a naked women straddle a pole in front of them for hours on end, Rob Duncan found himself going to a strip club a few times a year.

Following another Bank Holiday weekend washout, global-warming deniers cite the latest Easter Monday storm as ‘proof’ that extreme weather is not caused by global warming but is directly caused by British Bank Holidays. “It is not just a coincidence that bad weather always occurs on Bank Holidays,” claims Cameron, “we predict that by cancelling Easter,...

Yes, The Discord guy didn’t get to vote in the AZ Primaries. Voting was a shit show in my state last week, even by normal Arizona “standards”. Here was the excuse: When you changed your address, maybe you failed to fill out the voter demographic part properly. Uh, I haven’t moved, unless your talking about from the sofa to the fridge,…

The massive popularity of the niche dating site phenomenon proves that people today know what they want. With new dating websites such as WhereWhitePeopleMeet.com, ChristianMingle.com and BlackPeopleMeet.com, singles have gotten used to some pretty selective filtering options.

"I hope Affleck aims for 'grumpy Adam West' for his Batman interpretation." Jessie Krufts, Doctor

SYRACUSE, NY — The Syracuse University athletic department sent notice to the NCAA today admitting that they are “beatin…

Still over two months away from the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, presidential candidate Donald Trump has named Donald Trump as his running mate.

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - President Obama is upset that not everybody is heeding his example of partying your troubles away while ISIS is unleashing terror on locations around the world. Mr. Obama, the world's role model for insensitivity, and all-around jackass, is now blaming the loss of the war on terror on singer Mariah Carey.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - While worldwide debate rages over the fate of what was supposed to be this summer's blockbuster movie, Batman Vs Superman, the two major comics companies, Marvel and DC Comics are battling it out for supremacy in the Philippines. Leave it to Philippine politics to set the stage for the quest…

Paris, France – (satireworld.com)

French politicians recently approved a measure that would allow massive religious ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, parts of the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-years old were noticed walking among the participants. Some facial injuries were reported and prompted the speedy crackdown. (no pun intended) Repeated warnings were ignored and finally, with a 100% approving vote, the measure was brought up in a binding resolution, than passed

A political scientist has successfully crossed presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to create what experts are calling “the perfect, unstoppable freak.”

New Jersey – (Satireworld)

Emergency liposuction compressors are on standby at Dumbthwacket, official residence of New Jersey’s Governor, amid rapidly spreading rumors the GOP heavyweight has been chosen as Donald T Rump’s running bait. Mate.

Husband Bill disappointed but said to be facing challenge with spirit of acceptance.

Jenny Sutherland, 46, from County Durham lost her job last week after her class of year 9s successfully managed to spread a rumour round the school before her ‘social media experiment’ Facebook post reached Australia. ‘Mrs Sutherland would have been fine, had the rumour the kids chose to spread not been that they’d seen her...

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