Is it Donald Trump's wife, Melania, or adult film star Madison Ivy? How well can you distinguish between these two doppelgangers?

A 44-year-old man from Kent who has spent the last 5 years building his dream home has told how he had his testicles held and gooch gently teased by the hand of Grand Designs presenter, Kevin McCloud.

'We were at that point in the programme where Kevin sits you down and delights in finding out how much you've spent,' said Colin Mahoney, the owner.

However, in a build that had gone way over budget and three years past its deadline, the self-builder seemed reluctant to disclose any financial details to the show's host. 'I knew it was coming so when he finally popped the question, I told him t

Newark, NJ—Scientists believe they have discovered evidence of the delusional particle responsible for a long list of misunderstood political scandals. Currently many false political narratives are only visible to republicans under the influence of AM radio or Fox News. Physicists at Newark’s Large Propaganda Taxsinkrotron collided a particle of feces with a particle of Newtrino. Physicist, Dr. Ramenoodledan, explains,…

Lee County Courthouse – (SatireWorld.com)
Many people ….(what am I saying!)…Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work (without pay, of course), downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on unpadded seats in stuffy rooms, and watching/hearing self-important attorneys and judges. Eighty percent of the time, this all ends with you going home without even being selec

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President Obama attended the latest Nuclear Security Summit held at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in the city to discuss achievements in preventing nuclear weapons proliferation around the world. Unfortunately, Iran, Russia, North Korea and ISIS weren’t at the table. A communiqué was released patting everyone on the back, but Obama again refused to equate Islamic terrorism with ISIS and that group’s intention of obtaining nuclear materials.

ST. TROPEZ, France (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - As presidential candidate and frontrunner Donald Trump inches closer and closer to the Republican nomination, his ex-wife Ivana is preparing to file in a lawsuit in the event that Trump is elected president. In her draft lawsuit, Ivana claims she should become First Lady if Trump becomes…

"I estimate that the popcorn would have cost over $50,000 at cinema prices. These Youtubers are being paid too much." Jimmy Popper, Accountant

Villanova won the big college basketball tournament last night after throwing the ball through the hoop the most.

SILVER SPRING, MD (The Barbed Wire) - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has recently given approval for what doctors hope is the next great advancement in the sleeping aid category, and this one is cheap, non-addictive, and highly effective. Psychiatrists have known for several years that watching or listening to a speech given by Hillary Clinton will make most people drowsy in about 5 minutes.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential frontrunner and pumpkin-hued billionaire Donald Trump announced he was relaunching Trump University with the mission of teaching American women their place. Senior political observers characterized Trump's move as the candidate's way of apologizing for saying American women should be punished if they have an abortion.

In an effort to cut down on postage, HM Revenue & Customs have decided to move closer to where the UK’s richest claim to live – the Cayman Islands, Bermuda and Chipping Norton. Disclosure that billions of untaxed revenue has been channelled to Panama reminds us of Matthew 19:24: ‘It is easier for a canal...

Putin Denies Employing “Morning After” Drone.

by Stubhill News.Demand seen as part of a trend of bands suggesting songs for politicians like Ted Cruz to use, rather than just demanding they stop using certain tunes. Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke has finally put his foot down and used a court order to demand Ted Cruz immediately cease not using “Creep” during campaign events. Yorke argued [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

"They promised us flying bicycles by now." Harry Zonderblurb, Technologist

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A stunning photograph of the Hawaiian island of Oahu taken from aboard the International Space Station (ISS) is going viral.  It was taken by British astronaut Timothy Peake, an ISS crew member. But the reason it has gone viral has nothing to do with the beauty of the…

A two year investigation of premier league footballers has revealed that they are thicker than the general population by a sizeable margin, according to the Sunday Thun.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential frontrunner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton confessed she pitied supporters of Bernie Sanders, because they knew her record and were aware of what kind of president she would be. Clinton declared it was better for Sanders supporters to be blissfully ignorant of how she would betray them and work tirelessly to repay her rich donors.

Hogan has used the money made from his successful lawsuit against Gawker to buy a majority holding in the wrestling company and plans to unveil himself as the new owner tonight during the biggest WWE show of the year.

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