Hogan has used the money made from his successful lawsuit against Gawker to buy a majority holding in the wrestling company and plans to unveil himself as the new owner tonight during the biggest WWE show of the year.

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by Jim Hightower.The tea party may seem new, but it’s the same ol’ GOP party of ‘no.’ I’ve found it! I’ve discovered the original document from which today’s tea party pontificators have drawn their political creed. Tea-infused Republicans are the “anti” party — anti-science, anti-public, anti-worker, anti-environment, anti-Obama … anti-anti-anti. Where does all this unrelenting bombastic negativity [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - In what could be the greatest legacy of his 6-year term as president, NoyNoy Aquino has issued a sweeping Executive Order totally banning skin-whitening in the Philippines. It is common knowledge that the beauty practice is popular in the Philippines and in some Asian countries -- one that has…

4. Freedom to be denied healthcare by literal death panels at health insurance companies, which routinely override the decisions of healthcare professionals.

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A poll by online agony aunt DragThruTheMud.con has revealed the Prime Minister of Iceland Sigmundur David Gunn-Laugh-Son sitting top of man-eater Mrs Rupert Murdoch’s refuseniks list after calling her out as ‘a man in drag’ at the Vienna Spring Ball last year.

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Conjoined twins Mary and Ethel Burke are still fighting and have been for over 42 years. The riff started so long ago, no one really remembers what caused it or who was to blame. All friends and family know is this…."they both hate each other and rarely talk."

With the ominous news that Britain’s loss-making steel industry is to be sold off by Tata, David Cameron was said to be very excited about being given the opportunity to go “Full Thatcher” on a section of industrial workers. “Let’s be realistic here, we don’t get opportunities like this every day”, said Mr Cameron to...

Next week, watch what happens to two Discord Staffers after a SPAM eating contest.

by Gary Chew.“I Saw the Light” – a film review by Gary Chew Some of the most effective cinematic vehicles to survey the dark corners of life are biopics of  famous entertainers, especially when it’s about a person who sings and plays an instrument. I could be talking about Charlie Parker, Art Pepper, Chet Baker (expect a [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

David, 13, (who prefers to be called Raphael Darkwing) says he has bigger plans for his life.

Secretary Clinton continued, "I won't stop wealth from being redistributed from the poorest to the richest. I won't regulate industries my major donors work in. There will be more drilling for oil, no meaningful regulation of Wall Street, and I am a hawk that will wage perpetual war for my war-profiteer friends."

The owner of a gold Bentley is to receive taxpayer support in an effort to pay off an £80 parking fine confirmed David Cameron. The Saudi owned car was hit with a penalty notice after failing to display a parking ticket in a Knightsbridge pay-and-display parking bay. Mr. Cameron said the government was doing ‘everything it...

I’m not ignoring you, Pokey, you’re thinking of women. Booyah! Actually, I just don’t want to address the same issues more than an OCD stutterer with amnesia. I admit our society is growing a bit tone deaf these days, which is why I spend so much time discussing the cognitive distortions at play. In part, this is why I was…

How low can you go? Political limbo: Donald Trump’s hand size, vulgar personal insults, candidates’ wives… a primary even the National Enquirer could love. How low can a presidential campaign [more...]

Knick and James spend a little time discussing the most depressing jobs on Earth and the people who do them. Then James gives his spoiler-free review of Batman v. Superman before they are joined by a surprise guest.

Evan Rabalais joins Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers to hate on people who gratuitously hate on the capital city and the people who try to make it better.

“Tried As An Adult” is a new series by Knick Moore chronicling his recent health issues.

The Radio Television Digital News Association announced it is creating a new award category to recognize a pair of local broadcast journalists who were arrested in the line of duty within the past year.