In an effort to avoid any further crippling budget cuts, the NHS will open its doors to weary travellers looking for an affordable place to lay their head down for the night.

A local film-maker who calls himself Spunk McGee is taking on a kind of dirty subject in his new documentary “Hidden Bathroom Camera Catches Women Peeing #8”.

Chicago IL – (satireworld.com)
Todd Starnes of Fox News writes, “If the progressive academic radicals at Princeton University have their way, the New Jersey school will soon be man-free.” The private university wants to eradicate the word “man” from its vocabulary. It’s all part of an effort to get folks to start using “gender inclusive language.”

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned women in magazines Melton decided she wanted to shed her 175 excessive pounds by supporting Hillary Clinton for President.

Several officers from a French beach police unit have ordered a woman who was caught wearing a burkini -- a type of bathing suit, banned in many places -- to remove it, but a little more slowly.

The pair met in Mississippi last night for a public encounter in front of 15,000 people as part of a campaign rally. And it was in front of those thousands of people that Farage and Trump used their mouths to pump each other up.

"They found THE American Diner in Russia? Can you even be polite in a Russian accent? Especially when there's a reporter there with such awful puns and not enough vodka."

Insurance. Most people have it- health insurance, car insurance, home insurance, renter’s insurance, life insurance but sometimes despite famous people being just like us sometimes they need insurance for something us normies would ever consider.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Abandoned for posterity inside her cavernous punani during the notorious 1992-2000 Clinton/Gore period, a rancid tampon may have been behind almost a decade of the former Fist Lady’s bloody tantrums according to the latest forensic psychiatry report.

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to start a nuclear war against the North.

The picture is the latest in a never-ending war between Corbyn and Virgin after a series of back-and-forth claims between the two parties over a picture of the Labour leader sitting on the floor of a Virgin train.

Elle Dylan – now Lee Dylan – underwent the expensive and incredibly invasive procedure last month and doesn’t regret a thing.

Each toy will look like an item found commonly around the kitchen – an oil bottle, salt ‘n’ pepper shakers, egg cups – only with a sexual twist.

Boston – (satireworld.com)
National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

Rockingham, England – (SatireWorld.com)
Professor Bagram Patush was ordered to leave the Lord Faunteroy Academy in disgrace after other faculty members complained about his long nasal hairs skimming the Catalina dressing bowl on the cafeteria’s salad bar.
Students have also been complaining ever since the 51 year old Patush was assigned to the advanced chemistry class, citing difficulty concentrating when Prof. Patush lectures. Since his hiring last June, his abundant nasal hairs have become a source of student humor across the campus.

Trenton NJ – (satireworld.com)
Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump met at a cow farm in New Jersey with one of his many building contractors, Christi brothers Concrete and Building materials Inc. He was there to observe a breakthrough technology in wall construction that will allow cost effective, speedy wall construction across the US southern border. The wall is meant to deny unfettered access to illegal immigrants! There is no intent to save Mexico any money for the cost of the wall!

Mt. Olympus – (satireworld.com)
Zeus, Hera, and Athena, the goddess of wisdom, were lounging on their celestial couches. Suddenly Athena piped up,” I’m bored mommy and daddy!” Well child the godly parents said, some Democratic creature half-man and half-horse’s ass (Centaur-Lite) has proclaimed the modern world is a safer place then when we were in charge.

(SatireWorld.com)
The first x-ray vision app for Google Glass is now here! Google launched its controversial new privacy defeating app on Monday as college students across America pledged to explore the ‘full potential’ of the controversial gadget. Adult app store 1GooK.Com reportedly confirmed it is already selling hundreds of the newly released apps per day online.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - In an effort to shift the political and media focus away from his controversial Trump University, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump today announced his latest business venture: the International Beauty Queen Academy (IBQA). Based in New York, the IBQA will offer undergraduate and graduate courses designed to…

HOLLYWOOD – After feats of strength, please put all the poor health rumors about Hillary Clinton to rest, once and for all. The woman opened a jar of pickles on Jimmy Kimmel’s show this week. Yes, she was sitting. But this is impressive and could only be pulled off by someone as strong as an ox.